Bin Laden said that China is an inviolable country. He also said that Michael Jackson was the only American he wouldn't kill. Is it true or not?

A joke goes like this: during the Olympic Games, bin Laden passed through Syria, and ATV issued a statement to the American Road News Agency. The statement said: "China is the only country in the world that cannot be provoked!" The reasons are as follows: Jihx geo-organization sent and trained eight ace elites to attack the country for nearly 10 years. Results: When the first one bombed the Beijing overpass, he fainted on the overpass. The second one just didn't get on the bus when it bombed in Shanghai; The third one was stolen when the supermarket in western Shaanxi was bombed; The fourth was brutally beaten by the security guard when bombing the hx Mansion in Chongqing: "Call you trouble, call you to the top!" " " ; The fifth successfully bombed the mine in Shanxi, and more than 0/00 people died/kloc. He sneaked back to the chicken base for half a year without seeing any new news reports, and was sentenced by the base for "deceiving hx weaving"; As a result, the sixth bombing of Guangzhou was robbed by Yeyi just after the hx bomb package was blown up, and it didn't recover for a long time. The seventh went to bomb Tieling, Liaoning Province, and was fooled and lame when he first went there. The eighth one went to Henan, met a trafficker, and has not been heard from since!