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They are all thorns (look and write a series of words in class 2 and 3)

I no longer hate thorns.

? Tian Qiu

? On the weekend, the sky is clear in Wan Li, and the little turtle and the little white rabbit are reading carefully. One giggled and the other frowned, completely unaware that the little hedgehog came over with a book and a smile.

? The little hedgehog just sat next to the little rabbit when the little rabbit suddenly jumped down from the stool. The book was thrown into the air, and his hair was as straight as a steel needle. He shouted, "ah! Really stinging! " The little hedgehog felt so embarrassed that the little turtle quickly turned his head and looked at the screaming rabbit in surprise. His eyes were as big as two bells.

? Hedgehog lowered his head and thought, My thorns always give me trouble. If not, it would be great! It blushed and said to the little rabbit falteringly, "Sorry, sit down ... sit down!" "

? When the little hedgehog was ready to go home, the little turtle suddenly remembered something and hurried forward to stop him: "Little hedgehog, don't go, I have a hard shell and am not afraid of thorns." Sit with me! " "Hedgehog jumped three feet high happily and said," Finally, there is a man who is not afraid of thorns. Can we be friends? "The little turtle said happily," Of course! " "The little white rabbit came over with a smile:" I want to be friends with you, too, and suddenly I think the thorns on your body are quite cute! " "Hedgehog agreed, and Hedgehog suddenly had two good friends. How happy I am!

A thorny worry

Xu Jiexi

? One day, the autumn was crisp and sunny. Rabbits and turtles are reading books carefully in the forest park. Just as they were absorbed in reading, the little hedgehog covered with spikes came to the rabbit with a book. The hedgehog moved and the spike stung the rabbit. The little rabbit screamed in pain, and almost hit the book on the little turtle's head, shouting, "Oh, it really hurts!" " "The little turtle was dumbfounded with fear.

? Hedgehog blushed and said shyly, "Excuse me, please sit down." Say that finish, hedgehog had to turn home dejectedly, thinking, alas, it's all my thorns, which made me unable to play with other small animals. If only I didn't have these annoying thorns! Suddenly, the little turtle smiled and said, "Don't go, I'll sit with you!" " "

? So, the little hedgehog and the little turtle sat together, and the turtle shell blocked the harm of the spikes to the little turtle, and finally they became good friends!

Annoying spike

? Qin

? One day, the sun was shining and there were no clouds in Wan Li. The little turtle and the little rabbit are sitting on the park bench, staring at the fairy tale book. Sometimes they laugh and sometimes they frown. At this time, the little hedgehog came to the rabbit with a picture book and sat down carefully. As soon as he sat down, the little rabbit jumped three feet high, threw the book in his hand and screamed, "Ah! It's really stinging! "

? Hedgehog quickly stood up, lowered his head and said apologetically to the rabbit, "Excuse me, please sit down." "Although my thorn can protect me, it also brings me a lot of trouble." He thought like this, turned and walked home.

? At this time, the little turtle caught up with the little hedgehog in three steps and said kindly, "don't go!" I have a shell and am not afraid of your thorns. " So they sat back to back. The shell of the little turtle, like a hard shield, firmly blocks the thorn of the little hedgehog.

? If you have any difficulties, you can always solve them with your mind.

? It's all thorns

? Ji

? One weekend, the little white rabbit and the little turtle came to a quiet park and sat on a long wooden chair reading. The little hedgehog also sat quietly next to the little white rabbit, holding a book in his hand and reading it carefully.

? After a while, they were fascinated when they saw the little white rabbit bounce off the stool like a spring and scream, "Oh, it really hurts!" " "The book in his hand was also thrown into the air, which made the little thorn stunned.

? The hedgehog felt sorry and turned red. He said shyly, "I'm sorry, little white rabbit." Mine stabbed you. Sit down. I want to go home and read. " Then he turned and went home.

Then the little turtle stopped it: "Don't go, little hedgehog, sit and read with me!" " ""Aren't you afraid of my stab? Hedgehog asked incredulously. "The little turtle smiled and said," I am not afraid of your thorns, because I have a hard shell that protects me like armor. " Say that finish, the little turtle pulls the little hedgehog and sits beside it. The three of them are absorbed in the book and immersed in the world of books.

? Annoying thorn

? Yanzishu

? One sunny day, the little turtle and the little white rabbit were reading in the forest library. They were so careful that they didn't even find the hedgehog coming.

? After a while, I only heard the little white rabbit scream: "Ah! It hurts! " It turned out that the hedgehog saw an empty space next to the rabbit and sat there. As a result, the hedgehog accidentally stabbed the rabbit, and the rabbit let out a cry of pain and threw all the books into the air.

? The hedgehog blushed and said, "Excuse me, please sit down!" " My thorns always cause me trouble. I'd better go home and read! "The little rabbit scratched his head and didn't know what to say. The little hedgehog just wanted to go, but the little turtle immediately ran over and waved to the little hedgehog, loudly saying, "Don't go, don't go, I have a good way for me to sit with you, because I have a hard turtle shell that can block your thorns." "

? Both the white rabbit and the hedgehog say that the turtle is clever.

? Thorn trouble

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? Happy weekend is coming again. Small animals came to the park in unison, opened the books, walked into the stories and read them carefully. Seeing the happy plot, I couldn't help laughing; Seeing the sad plot, I can't help but frown.

? Just when everyone was fascinated, the little rabbit jumped down from the chair, threw all the books in his hand into the air and screamed, "Oh, it hurts!" " "

? It turns out that the rabbit was stung by a hedgehog. It cried in pain and refused to sit with the hedgehog. The hedgehog blushed and bowed his head in shame and said, "Excuse me, please sit down!" " It thought: this nasty thorn always brings me trouble and makes me have no friends. Thinking, preparing to leave sadly.

? At this time, the little turtle rushed forward and said to the little hedgehog in a friendly way, "Don't go!" " I have this hard shell to protect me, and I can sit with you. "Say that finish, he pulled the little hedgehog aside and read with him with relish. ...

? Spikes and hard shells

? Liu sirui

? On a sunny morning, a white rabbit with long ears and a turtle with a hard shell looked at a book called "Take a good look" and a book called "Have fun" with relish on the grass. At this time, the little hedgehog stung, holding a book in his hand, and sitting beside Long Ear reading with a smile.

? When they saw the most wonderful place, the thorn accidentally stabbed the long ear, and the long ear threw all the books out in pain, and the whole body stood up and shouted: "Ah! It hurts! Really stinging! " Hard shell heard the rabbit's cry, turned around and saw long ears holding a few thorns, shaking constantly, and the little hedgehog looked at it awkwardly.

? Thorn blushed and bowed his head, thinking, it's all my fault. There is a troublesome thorn that makes me have no friends. It faltered and said, "Yes … I'm sorry, please … please sit down!" " "

? The hedgehog turned and was about to leave when the hard shell stopped him: "Don't go! I have a hard shell and am not afraid of your thorns. Please sit with me! " Thorne nodded and smiled happily.

? Children, do you know why hedgehogs laugh?