Read The Journey to the West's Official History, Feng Bima Wen.

The Monkey King returned from studying in Bodhi and became king in Huaguoshan. All kinds of monsters in Fiona Fang came to pay tribute. In order to get a good outfit, he made a scene in the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea and cheated the three brothers of the Dragon King in the East China Sea. Finally, I got the best golden hoop stick, lotus root silk shoes, golden armor with locks, purple crown with phoenix wings, and the classic image of the Monkey King was born.

Later, he sleepwalked in the underworld, removed all the races from the book of life and death, and made the monkey live forever, which was regarded as turning the underworld upside down.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea and the Ghost Master Qin successively played the Jade Emperor on related matters, and the Jade Emperor was furious and prepared to send troops to capture him. At this time, Taibai Venus gave the Jade Emperor an idea to make him immortal, and let him be bound by dogma without fighting. The Jade Emperor agreed. It can also be found that there are many official positions there, but there is a lack of a horse, so except "Bi" (according to folklore, monkeys can avoid horse plague, and the author adopted this legend).

In heaven, the Monkey King.

At an invitation banquet, the Monkey King asked his brothers: What level am I?

Little brothers: out of stock.

The Monkey King: If there is no product, it must be the best. Immortals are too big to have legal products.

Brothers: You think too much. No quality means no inflow.

The Monkey King: What do you mean, dirty?

Brothers: In other words, you look after horses and have no power at all. If the horse is well fed, I will give you a compliment. If the horse loses weight, I will criticize you. If the horse has three diseases and five disasters and lacks arms and legs, I will take you as offended. Anyway, he is a sesame official who wipes his ass.

In this way, an official can only watch the horses with him. After the arrival of Tang Zun, such attention was fattened, and finally he only said "good"; If you are a little embarrassed, you must see the responsibility; If you are hurt, you will have to pay for it.

The Monkey King was furious: My old grandson was king in Huaguoshan, but my old son Taibai coaxed me to be a groom! This is naked contempt for me!

After that, he took out his golden hoop and went straight to the worse gate.

Today's uncommon words:

Gacha: describes the sound of things breaking.

Dense: [yρn yūn], describing the intensity of smoke or clouds.

Wei: The same as "prone". Xin: kowtow

Zhu: It means to fly from the ground.

Yi: [yǐ], ancient screen.

Hey? [Yao]: Glowing; Bright: "There is a sunrise ~". The sun, the moon and the stars are all called "obsidian", and the seven stars of the sun, the moon, fire, water, wood, gold and earth are collectively called "seven obsidians".