Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - A man and a woman on a blind date: "Do you have a room?" Male: "No" Female: "Do you have a car?" Male: "No" Female: "Do you have any money?"

A man and a woman on a blind date: "Do you have a room?" Male: "No" Female: "Do you have a car?" Male: "No" Female: "Do you have any money?"

Scorpio-Don't fall in love with someone casually.

Scorpio-very single-minded, once you like someone, it is fatal and unforgettable, even if you don't say it.

Scorpio-Soft-hearted, easily moved.

Scorpio-very sensitive, seemingly indifferent, careless, in fact, I am tolerating you, so I will pretend to know nothing.

Scorpio-I like to go hard. Even if I have a hundred grievances, I am used to bearing them alone in my own way.

Scorpio-very honest, and attaches great importance to keeping promises. Once you say something, you will stick to your promise under any circumstances.

Scorpio-very fair, hate hypocrisy, hate lies, hate cheating.

Scorpio-eat soft but not hard, knowing that Scorpio has a hard temper and will not allow others to distrust and challenge.

Scorpio-very naive, very emotional, as long as it is truly recognized by people and things, will be sincerely treated.

Scorpio-Realistically, I hate cowards and procrastinators, and I hate self-righteous people.

Scorpio-has a strong self-esteem and can't stand being ignored by others.

Scorpio-very stubborn, once identified, it will not change. Once it is defined, you can't change its mind.

Scorpio-does not like to talk, and its appearance is indifferent and inaccessible because it has not really entered its inner world.

Scorpio-will not take the initiative to take care of others, not used to taking the initiative to befriend people, because I don't want anyone to provoke casually.

Scorpio-I want to be a person with wisdom and connotation.

Scorpio-it's all duplicity. Appearance and heart are often two extremes. If you look down on its ability, then the other party will suffer.

Scorpio-Don't envy anyone. It's so beautiful, I have to envy it.

Scorpio-You can watch the person you like turn away and see his back in tears, but he won't ask to stay.

Scorpio-absolutely decisive. Once you let it die or get really hurt, it will disappear into your world immediately, even if a million people don't want to.

Scorpio-I am afraid of loneliness and want to rely on others, but I have never really relied on them because I am used to independence and loneliness.

Scorpio-always willful and naive, even if wrong, will be stubborn next time.

Scorpio-Quite simply, I don't like to argue with others unless I touch the bottom line.

Scorpio-seemingly strong, but under the calm appearance, it is easy to get hurt inside.

Scorpio-can disguise, even if it is black and blue, it still stubbornly pretends that it doesn't matter.

Scorpio-One second you cry, the next you laugh.

Scorpio-I will remember others' kindness to me.

Scorpio is not good at expressing his feelings, so he often uses silence instead of expression.

Scorpio-a little shy, very conservative, only fully prepared, will let go.

Scorpio-can't accept the distrust, betrayal and betrayal of friends.