Firecrackers and arson jokes

It's been some time since the Spring Festival, but the scene of setting off firecrackers at home on New Year's Eve still comes to my mind, because it's so ridiculous that it can be compiled into a joke book!

On New Year's Eve, firecrackers exploded one after another. Not to be outdone, I went downstairs with my grandparents and set off firecrackers after dinner.

No sooner had I reached the door than I was scared back by a burst of gunfire. I'm not afraid of jokes, saying I want to shoot, but I'm actually watching others shoot. After a while, my sister and mother went downstairs, and my father just lit a bunch of big guns. What a coincidence! As soon as my sister stepped out of the door, firecrackers crackled, scaring my sister to run away like a gust of wind, and ran upstairs in the blink of an eye, covering her ears. That speed can catch up with Liu Xiang, now let my sister go to the Olympic Games, maybe she can win the championship. Ha ha! It turns out that my sister is also afraid of deafening gunfire! Dad laughed too much. It's time to set off fireworks. Dad ordered some "little butterflies". After the "little butterfly" was lit, it ran around with sparks. A disobedient "little butterfly" jumped straight into dad's arms. Dad dodged left and right, but "Little Butterfly" ran after him. It's his turn to practice sprinting. Suddenly, dad came into the house. At this moment, mother and sister are hiding in the room and laughing secretly! Dad looked at us and said humorously, "Why does this little butterfly like me so much!" " "Ha ha! Look, everyone, are you happy this evening?