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Asking for an article, I saw it in Youth Digest a few years ago.

Missing Korean author: Teng Yang

I met Han on the day when freshmen reported for duty. She stamped every boy who came to get a residence permit at the gate of the boys' dormitory. I handed her all the messy forms in my hand, and she took out one from it, stamped it lazily and returned it to me. I dragged two boxes of luggage into the boys' dormitory, and the housekeeper asked me for a residence permit, so I forgot that the lazy girl forgot to issue me a residence permit. I ran out and asked Han for a residence permit. She stared at me for three minutes with big short-sighted eyes as bright as light bulbs, but she didn't remember stamping me just now. I explained to her that I did pay 900 yuan for the accommodation, and it was impossible to lie to her. She still stared at me unblinkingly. I saw the blue outline of her contact lenses and thought that the 1000 yuan was lost in the hands of this confused and forgetful girl.

"Why don't we check the submitted form? Han Zuo Zuo stared at me for nearly a quarter of an hour and found inspiration to solve the problem from my angry face.

Han moved out of a big carton, and I saw the form I put on it at a glance. Han didn't feel particularly embarrassed. She glanced at my form, made some comments on my one-inch black-and-white bareheaded photo, and then handed me a blank accommodation certificate with a stamp: "There is glue over there, just paste your photo." Do I have to thank her that Han Zuo Zuo finally entered the boys' dormitory?

In the second year of college, Han was still the dizzy girl, who often shuttled around the school with different boyfriends. Sometimes when I meet Han's ex-boyfriend or current boyfriend at a friend's party, they will occasionally say that Han is a good girl, but she is very strange, and there are always some messy games and ideas that make her boyfriends smile.

When I was in my third year of college, Han had graduated with ease. One day, Han Ba called me out and asked me if I had a girlfriend. My scalp was numb and I trembled and told the truth: no. Han handed me an envelope with a pink heart on it. Later, Han graduated, and I became lovers with the owner of Pink Heart on campus. Zhang Yifei is beautiful, but not my type.

I met Han on the 70th anniversary of our school. She is the same, neither more sophisticated nor smarter. She asked loudly how Zhang Yifei and I were doing. I told her we broke up and I was still alone. Han asked me what I was going to do after graduation, and I said I hadn't decided yet. Later, at Han's suggestion, I opened a small shop selling clothes with her. With Han's unique vision, we really paid the price for it.

Later, it was found that the trinkets that Han bought carelessly and wore as accessories in clothes were always noticed, so he suggested that we switch to selling jewelry. Within a month, we made a small fortune, and I fell in love with Han under the stimulation of success.

In the next two years, I understood what Han's ex-boyfriend meant by "good girl". Han is really a good girl: she is very kind and never sells her chosen jewels at the low price offered by customers, but in the end she often finds the wrong change in the wrong account and sells it to customers at a lower price. She is considerate and insists on getting up early to make breakfast, although she often mistakenly puts salt into milk as sugar. Later, I got used to drinking salty milk and enjoyed it. She is very interesting. She often tells me some big jokes, such as "One day, the little match felt itchy and scratched her head and set herself on fire", and then laughs at herself all day. ...

But this good girl disappeared in the morning when we were in love for three years and 27 days.

I called Han's mother: Aunt, did Han go home? "

"What are you playing, who is your aunt? Han's mother angrily dropped my phone.

It seems that Han didn't go home, but Han's mother still doesn't accept me as her daughter's boyfriend. Where is she going? Every day when I look at the store, I hope she is at home. I go home every day wondering if she has gone to the store.

However, a week later, I realized that this was no joke. Han is not a patient girl: every time she quarrels with me and ignores me, she will persist for less than two and a half days. She will tease me to talk to her. Just give her a step, and she will say that she is wrong with tears, and then we will make up as if nothing has happened. This time, it's been a whole week, and Han hasn't given me any news.

I didn't call the police. I want to find out if I did something wrong and offended Han, which led her to break up with me silently. I don't know yet.-it's possible. But I think if we break up, Han will at least take her things, but everything is there. We didn't break up. I firmly believe that she is a kind and good girl and will not break up without telling me, leaving me wasting my time in the process of waiting hard.

Han has been gone for half a month, but I still insist on getting up early every day to drink salty milk, and then go to the store to sell the jewelry that Han found himself. It's just that Han is missing, which makes me feel a little overwhelmed. I seem to have lost weight, and all the clothes in the closet are big, but Han won't come back, so I can't buy clothes for myself. She likes to watch me wear clothes of her own choosing. The computer in the shop is broken, so I have no choice but to leave like Han after graduation.

I went to see my mother. She likes Han very much. According to Han's habit, I went to see my mother on time with seasonal fruits. When I knocked at the door, my mother froze: "Why did you suddenly come?" "

"Come back to see you."

"Good boy, you go and sit inside."

I went straight into the room and lay in bed. The more I think about it, the more wrong it is: my mother looked like she was going to cry when she saw me, but she didn't ask about Han-I have to take her home every time since I fell in love with Han. This question makes me restless. I paced back and forth in the room, trying to rush out to find Han, but I didn't know where to find her. I sat down to sleep for a while, but I couldn't sleep. I saw it on the table. But I can't remember where it was taken. I took out a book on the shelf and wanted to read it for a while. There is a picture of a fly in it. I was so angry that I tore them up.

When I woke up, it was completely dark. "Son, get up and eat something." Mom is knocking at the door outside

I stood up and pushed the door out. I found many plates on the table. I sat down to eat.

"Mom ..." I want to ask her if she knows Han Zuo Zuo.

But as soon as I called "Mom", she began to cry.

"What's the matter, Mom? What's the matter?" "The more I think she has something to hide from me, what's the matter with Zuo Zuo?

"Nothing, nothing, nice to meet you." My mother wiped her tears and put the food in my bowl.

His lie is so untenable that I know she must have something to support it. After dinner, I rushed home: Han, even if you are a mole who can dig holes, I will dig three feet to find you. I found Han's phone book and called her former boyfriends one by one: "Have you seen Han recently?" "

But Han is really a joking girl, which made me encounter great obstacles when I asked about Han's whereabouts: one person claimed that she had gone to Mars, two people said that she had been a flying policeman who maintained world peace, and another person told me that he had watched Han become a marble pillar. The most serious answer is that he is too busy to play hide-and-seek with Han's children.

I don't know what to do. I am very angry. The girl I love is missing, but no one is willing to help me find it seriously.

But one month and one day after Han disappeared for no reason, I decided to forget about Han and move to the store.

Life in the shop is very regular. Let's drink a glass of salty milk first in the morning, and wait for boss Li, the wholesaler who has a long-term cooperative relationship with us, to deliver the goods. Boss Li, a drunken woman in her forties, often tells me gossip about other wholesalers, but she doesn't ask why I am the only one in the shop. She didn't ask about Han. Later, I simply expected her to tell me about Han, and she didn't have time until I finally signed "Wang" on the invoice.

I suspect that the whole world knows Han's whereabouts, but only I don't.

I dug out my contact book and called my old friend. But they seem to forget me and can't hear who I am. I heard their girlfriend ask, "Who is it?" They said they didn't know, they didn't know, and then they hung up on me as if I were a unlucky person.

Finally, I thought of someone: Zhang Yifei. I really want to talk to someone. Although I was very resistant to this matter, I called Zhang Yifei.

I said, "Hello."

She thought for a moment and said, "Oh, it's you?"

I said, "Yes, how have you been recently?"

"Not bad, just got back from Europe."

"That's good."

"What about you? Zhang Yifei asked me, and I knew she was just being polite.

"That's it. I opened a small shop selling jewelry. Come and have a look sometime. I sell it to you cheaply. "

Ok, I'll go and have a look some day. Zhang Yifei is very polite.

I said goodbye and hung up.

I wandered alone in the street. There are few people in this remote street. We used to walk here. Han will suddenly jump into the middle of the road and pretend to be killed by an oncoming car with open arms. He would say loudly, "let's be partial." No one will play such a game with me now. It's not just Han who is missing, but also something called Ai Qing. I will gradually forget Han.

If there were no sudden visit from Zhang Yifei that day, I think I would live with peace of mind all my life.

It was a rainy afternoon and there were few guests in the shop. After selling out the last batch of jewelry, I felt bored, so I transferred the shop to do something else. At that time, the door of the shop opened and Zhang Yifei flew out of my shop.

I paused and stood up: "Why are you here?"

"Don't welcome? You invited me. "

"No, no, I just didn't expect you to come to this humble shop."

"I wandered around, fished and didn't drive. I thought you were around here, so I came to take a look and take shelter from the rain. " Zhang Yifei casually looked at the jewelry in the shop, picked it up and put it down.

Zhang Yifei picked up a piece of jewelry: "How much is this?"

I took a look. That's a cheap ring from Han Zuo Zuo. It's not ready for sale, so it's not priced:

I'll give you this if you like. It's rare that you speak highly of my things here. "

Zhang Yifei blushed ironically at my words: "I know you are still worried about the past, but how can you not forget it after all these years?"

I don't want to talk about it. I just want to get rid of her.

Zhang Yifei looked at me and suddenly said, "I've heard of you. I'm sorry that he had an accident. I was in Europe at that time, and I cried when I heard the news. Although he didn't have much money at first, he was a good man. I know he doesn't like me at all. He thinks I have no connotation and is vain, but he is very kind to me and always takes care of me like a brother. The year he was with me was my life. "

I almost went crazy: "I don't know what you are talking about."

"Zuo Zuo, it's my fault. I know you like him. I want you to introduce me to him. I know that as long as I bring it up first, you can't tell him that you like him ... but now that he's gone, can you forgive me? "

"Shut up!" I slapped Zhang Yifei in the face.

Zhang Yifei put the ring on the table and left. I picked it out myself. Now, it's meaningless: no one will wear it for me.

There are some things that you will never forget, even if you pretend to be someone else. When Wang came to report for duty in the afternoon, I thought this man was the fever I was looking for, so I ran back and forth several times. I often change boyfriends to get Wang's attention. When I was about to explain the situation to the king, I begged me to pass on a letter from the king. Of course, I know what the content is. At the beginning, I thought I was going to graduate soon, and Wang was more beautiful than me. They are the most suitable; I know that after breaking up with Wang, they went back to school to attend the 70th anniversary celebration. I ran into Wang. I know that he secretly quit his job and opened a small shop with him before deciding his future ... We had such a happy three years, and all this was ruined by myself: I am such a poor person and I like to make fun of him. How can I know when it's a joke? How do I know that when he rushes to push me away, he will really get down like in the movie and never wake up?

I can't believe he's never coming back. I don't know how I can live without him. Sounds so desperate. Finally, I thought of the only way: if I become him, Han will be the one who disappears, so I won't lose him. I wore his clothes, used his name, smoked his cigarettes, and went to his house to see his mother ... I almost carefully fooled myself, but self-righteous Zhang Yifei ruined it.

It's raining harder and harder outside the window, Han. Why are you crying?