Funny sentences about cold weather

1. "This weather is so cold that even a fart can be used to dry your hands.".

2. It was too cold, and I lost my mind."

3. I once threatened in a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog in the heat. It wasn't until I was frozen like a dog today that I realized that the promise of being too beautiful was because I was too young.

4. Let's go out and play. "It's so cold outside, I don't want to move." 5. If I don’t reply to your message, I’m not being cold, I’m being cold-hearted.

6. It’s so cold in winter. I want a warm bed, wifi that won’t cut off the internet, and endless snacks. If these don’t work, can you give me you?

7. Unknowingly, I am wrapped in your tenderness, and I have become accustomed to your life. Even if I can't see you, I will always feel your breath. I don’t know if I can pursue forever, but I know I want to miss you.

8. Cold is just one word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

9. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen like a dog.

10. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

11. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

12. I remember it was a bitterly cold winter. I didn’t want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to ask for leave for any reason. Soon, the news of my heat stroke spread throughout the campus.

13. There is a kind of longing that makes you look forward to the autumn water, and there is a kind of cold that makes you forget to wear autumn trousers.

14. There is a kind of coldness that is not felt by you, but by your mother.

15. It’s cold. Wear more clothes. If you are sick, I will feel bad. --To the people I care about.

16. I hope that when the weather is cold, there will be someone who is not shy or impatient to warm your hands. May a bright person live in your heart forever.

17. Don’t forget to put on extra clothes when the weather gets cold, be careful not to catch a cold, and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sorry for you.

18. In summer, I feel like running naked, but in winter, no matter how many clothes I wear, I feel like running naked.

19. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

Twenty. When the weather gets cold, the place I want to go to most is in your arms besides the bed.

21. The recent bad weather makes me feel like I am opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

Twenty-two, be kind to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.