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The funny and cheat people question, the inventory of advanced tricks.

There is a saying that when you start, you will be sultry; when you start, you will learn routines; when you start, you will appreciate routines. Even if you are not tempted when dating, you can be happy. ? , this sentence is appropriate, as long as you use the right routine, any chat can open the next chapter, then there is such a funny and cheat people problem? What are the advanced tricks? Follow me to get to know it.

1. Snow White married Bao Gong and gave birth to a daughter. What's her name?

(a: Oreo).

2. How many Bai Gujing are there in Journey to the West?

(a: 36. Because of Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon, a dozen is 12)

3. There is an animal. It looks like a tiger, but it is as big as a cat. What animal is it?

(A: Little Tiger)

4. Does the blue crab run faster or the red crab runs faster?

(A: Blue crab, red crab can't run when cooked)

5. Why did Huang marry Ma and his son Li?

(A: Real Madrid)

6. Four people were playing mahjong in the house. When the police came, they took five people away. Why?

(A: Being beaten is called mahjong)

7. A piece of glass is going to jump off a building? Guess what it will say?

(A: Good night, I am broken)

8. Why is a dog getting smaller and smaller?

(A: I ran away)

9. Xiaoming, Xiaohong, Tony and Amy went out for a picnic, and it was agreed that each person would bring a sandwich, and some people brought tomatoes. Who brought water?

(A: Tony, because it is slow)

1. One day, tea leaves put the eggs to sleep. Who is their child?

(A: Tea Eggs)

11. Why does Superman wear tights?

(A: Saving lives is important)

12. Who has the smallest chest in Andersen's fairy tales?

(A: Little Red Riding Hood)

13. A pig was running at a speed of 18 yards and suddenly hit a tree. Why?

(A: Pigs can't turn)

14. Why is a flower funny?

(A: Because it has a stalk)

15. The teacher randomly recited the text in class. Piggy, puppy and kitten all raised their hands. Who will the teacher call?

(A: Puppy, because Wangwangxianbei (back first))

16. Who has the longest legs in Jin Mu?

(a: ham sausage)

17. Mother sparrow asked the baby sparrow what hairstyle to wear today. What hairstyle did Baby Sparrow answer?

(a: twittering)

18. Why do most Buddhists live in the northern hemisphere?

(A: There is no Amitabha in the south)

19. One day, a circle, a triangle, a quadrangle and a trapezoid meet and go out to play. At the appointed time, the circle, the regular quadrangle and the trapezoid were all present, except the triangle. What is this scene called?

(A: congruent triangles)