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Questions and answers about routine boys’ love words
“I want to trap something but I find it difficult to trap it” “Is it a trapping doll?” “No, trapping your heart” The following are the questions and answers of boys’ love words that I have compiled for you. I hope you all like it!
1. "I have lost weight since the day I met you" "Why" "Because I gave my heart to you"
2 , "What do you belong to?" "Tiger." "Wrong answer, you belong to me."
3. "What kind of pet do you like to keep?" "It's a kitten, be good." "Then do you know what I want to raise?" "What?" "Raise you"
4. "The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon" "The person who has a crush on me" "How can you be so calm"< /p>
5. "Where are you from?" "Jiangxi" "Aren't you my sweetheart?"
6. "I had a fever the first time I saw you." "Why?" "Because the body temperature of love at first sight is 38°6"
7. "Since I met you, I often have toothaches." "Why?" "Maybe because you are too sweet. ."
8. "Can you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice filling my head?"
9. "Dear , I seem to have a toothache after eating too much sugar.” “Why do you eat so much sugar?” “I’ve been looking at you for a long time, and I feel so sweet from you.”
10. “You are so perfect. , there is a shortcoming. ""What shortcoming?" "Shortcoming of me" 11. "What do you belong to?" "No, you belong to me."
12. "Can I ask you for directions?" "What road?" "The road to your heart"
13. "My heartbeat is abnormal" "What's going on" "Every time My heart beats abnormally when I see you. I think it’s probably because it has fallen in love with you~”
14. “I have an ambition, do you want to listen to it?” “Well, you say” “ I’ll hold your hand and spend the rest of my life”
15. “I envy you” “What do you envy me for?” “I envy you that I like you”
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