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What HR jokes are necessary for human resources?

The recruiter said that his mouth was tired and the trainer smiled; The trainer said that his legs were tired, and the one who ran social security smiled; Those who run social security say they are wronged, and employee relations smile; It is difficult to coordinate employee relations and laugh about performance; Performance is hard to say, organizational planning laughs, organizational planning talks about confidentiality, salary talks about innovation, HR manager laughs, HR manager says salary is low, and all HR people laugh.

1 Recruitment: Like pregnant women, they often have pregnancy reactions;

2 Do salary: like a girl, the periodicity is not calm;

3 Performing: Like leftover women, kindness is unattainable;

4 training: like a man, it is easy to get lost and confused;

4 employee relations: like a young woman, approachable but unfathomable;

⑤ Corporate culture: Like Lori, naivety always backfires.