Kitchen joke story

One: the new wok said to the old wok: I really envy you, don't rust! Old wok: Can you still see the true colors of my steel?

Two: the rolling pin says: actually, I don't want to be a prop for my wife to teach her husband a lesson. My job is rolling noodles. The question is, will they?

Three: apron: It is said that women love to wear skirts. Why don't I believe it?

Four: Flour: Nowadays, children love rice, which really makes us lose face.

Five: rice: mice love rice, and rice doesn't love mice.

Six: Corn flour: 30 years in the East and 30 years in the West. Now we are snacks.

Seven: Chopsticks: With children, our biggest competitor is the spoon.

Eight: kitchen knife: people only cut their fingers with me when they don't want to work. We cut vegetables most of the time.

Chopper: Brother Chopper, we are a group, but when you cut fish, why do you always cut me?

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