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What do you mean, pick it up

Question 1: What do you mean by picking things up? Pick up things [ji m: n di m: n]

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Check, check.

Yan Qing has an jubilant essay "Shu Hua's Essays? Yuan Lefan: "They all wash and pick up silently from their inner secrets. "

Pay attention to restraint and make it conform to the rules.

Song Luyou's Notes on the Old Learning Hall (Volume 6): "Since the Tang Dynasty, the prince has not been the official, and the son cannot be the father and teacher. Later I lost points, but I have both. "

Question 2: What do you mean by picking and choosing? The basic meaning of following Ji m: n

1. Pick up: ~ Pick up. ~ things.

2. There was "inspection" in ancient times.

Detailed word meaning

"Move"

1. From the hand, sound (qiān). (jiàn) Original meaning: hand over)

Step 2 bind, bind

Everything in the county is handled by Yi Fa. -Han Shu? Biography of Ba Huang

3. Another example: receiving (the statutes and norms that constrain words and deeds); Then (same as "check". Restrain one's words and deeds; Check; Check one by one); Pick up the game (restraint, restraint); Arrest (restraint, supervision)

4. pick up; Pick up [pick up; Collect]. Scavenger (scavenger). Pick up seeds, fruits, etc. Missed by others); Pick up foreign fishing (make a fortune)

5. clean up [tidy up]. For example, pick up the venue (ch m 4 ng, the service personnel who went in and out of the stage to carry props during the performance of the old drama)

6. check; Check [test]

Pick up the treasure and collect their treasure. -were? Zhang Zhanchuan "

7. Another example: inspection; Pick up the school (check, check);

The basic meaning of "Ji M" is:

1.Pick: Pick ~。 ~ choose. ~ choose. Pick fat ~ thin.

2. It's the same as "picking up".

Detailed word meaning

"Move"

1. From the hand, Cambodia. "Cambodia" is also an ideogram. Original meaning: choose, choose)

2. The meaning is the same [select; Select]

Pick and choose. -"Guangya"

3. Another example is: picking people (picking people); Selection and replacement (selection, replacement); Pick your mouth (picky about food, delicious); Pick your hair (choose; Entrusted); Pick the one with hair (choose the rich as the target)

4. It's the same as "picking up". Pick up [pick up] such as: picking up the poor (picking up junk); Pick up firewood

5. Take advantage of favorable conditions or advantages. It's cheap to find it

Question 3: What is picking up a corpse? What do you mean, pick up the body? The so-called corpse collection is that boys get girls drunk and then take them away for sex. However, most players believe that the process of picking up a corpse and calling a prostitute is different, and there is an unpredictable conquest. Some gender experts pointed out that * * * without emotion can only be called one-night stand X. Recently, a social phenomenon of picking up corpses in Taiwan Province Province caused discussion on the Internet. Some netizens used corpse-picking avenue to describe Xinyi District of New Taipei City. After midnight, men and women are intoxicated in the XX relationship between the man who loves to pick up bodies and the woman who is picked up. Many men and women who used to play to end their singles night confessed their mentality to the media. Outside nightclubs, there are often drunken men and women hugging on the roadside. There are many nightclubs in Xinyi District of Taipei, attracting nearly 3,000 men and women to party all night every Wednesday, Friday and Saturday. After a month's continuous observation by a media in Taiwan Province Province, it was found that all the men and women in the street were paralyzed after the morning, shouting, hugging each other, kissing heartily, even vomiting and crying wildly, and performing all kinds of antics in the street. David, who claimed to have received 30 records a year, said that he didn't need the whole body, only half of it. The so-called whole corpse is a girl who is drunk unconscious. Half-corpse was drunk for about seven minutes. The whole body stinks (alcohol) and will vomit and be nauseous. Although she is half drunk, she is still conscious and will be more active when she is in XX. David said there are three principles for picking up bodies. The third is not to find a male partner, not to invite the same kind of wine, not to stay overnight, and the second is to have wine and bullets (money). But he almost had an accident, once spent the night with his sister, woke up the next day, and she asked for 50 thousand, and finally 1 10 thousand got it. Xiao K, who has been with more than 20 girls, said that the bodies were all made by boys drinking alcohol. If a girl is drunk for seven or eight minutes, she can usually be taken away successfully! He said he would put his arm around his waist when dancing. If he does not refuse and agree, he can take it home. The sexy spice girl fell to the ground outside the nightclub and vomited violently. The boys used their strength to help her up. In addition, Mr. C, who loves to go out after 3 am, said that girls in pubs prefer to drink, and if they want each other to get drunk faster, they will ask for special drinks. Miss D, 27, said that it takes two hands to do such a thing. I was picked up seven times, including abroad. I woke up in the morning and lay naked in someone else's room. Although she doesn't think she will get drunk, she is often touched and kissed in a vague consciousness, and sometimes she doesn't even know who the other person is. The drunken woman vomited wildly outside the nightclub, and her friend patted her back to take care of her.

Question 4: What do you mean by finding and being picked up? The next step is to ask someone with a team to take him, and he is willing to follow the team.

It is the team that is being selected.

Question 5: What does it mean for a man to pick up soap? This word is obscene. Let me give you an example. Look at it.

Two boys were taking a bath and suddenly they were not careful. The soap dropped.

What if the soap drops? I need to pick it up, otherwise how can I take a shower?

Then pick up the soap. Pick up the soap. You need to bend over. Do you pout?

At this time, another boy couldn't help coming from behind when he saw such an ecstasy posture.

That means picking up soap, okay?

Question 6: What do you mean by finding this? Jason Chung

Question 7: What do you mean by looking for dice? Well, it's a coincidence, isn't it? If you find money, it means you are lucky, but you can only play with it.

Question 8: What does "picking chestnuts" mean? If it has something to do with the silver soul.

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Question 9: What do you mean by putting away your smile? Whether it is good or bad, it is a way to look down on others.

For example, A and B said one thing, and C laughed. And A didn't want C to hear it, and he didn't want to be laughed at, so he said to C, Why are you still laughing?

It probably means that you are so sad! Even jokes should be learned from others.