Humorous jokes about boys chasing girls

Humorous jokes about boys chasing girls

1. Back then, a girl liked me very much, but I had no feelings for her.

One day she said to me seriously: "I am so good to you and like you so much, aren't you touched at all?

So, I moved my body and said innocently: "I dare to move. Look, don't I move now?"

2. Once upon a time, there was a lonely man who accidentally obtained the super-time and space. Mysterious power, but he can only use it once. He originally planned to travel back to ancient times and live a carefree primitive life, but the little God Lis said something that made him change his mind and travel to the future.

? In the future world, everyone will be able to live to be 10,000 years old. ?The little god Lis said to him.

? But, what does this have to do with me? The lonely man asked.

?This means you have enough time to find your true love and say goodbye to loneliness. ? Little Lis God said.

3. A man and a woman were on a blind date. They fell in love at first sight and hit it off. It felt like it was too late to meet each other. When they left temporarily, the man shyly but excitedly said: "I wonder if you can let me go" I?Kiss?Kiss

The woman nodded happily: "Yes." ?

Man: ?I will take you home personally. ?

4. The wife said to her husband: Do you like my slim figure?

The husband said: Yes.

So my wife bought a lot of expensive clothes.

The husband cooked a lot of delicious food for his wife every day, and finally her wife gained weight.

The wife asked: Do you like my fat figure?

The husband said: I like it so much.

Wife: Don’t you like me being slim?

Husband: I used to like you slim because I thought I could save fabric, but I was wrong. Now I like you fat because you are no longer slim. I can’t buy any suitable clothes either.

5. An infatuated man confessed affectionately on a lunar eclipse night: "I love you, the moon represents my heart!"

The girl looked at the sky: "Yours" As expected, my conscience was eaten by a dog

6. The female company secretary is often late for work, but there is always one reason: her watch is slow.

One day, she was late again, and the boss yelled angrily: "If you don't change your watch, I will change my secretary." ?

7. Xiaomei clamored to learn ballet, and the teacher said: It’s very hard!

Xiaomei said: “No problem, I have the dancing gene.” ?

The teacher was puzzled, and Xiaomei said proudly: "My mother told me that my father would walk on tiptoe every night when he came home late at night." ?

8. I received a text message from my girlfriend: “I’m not going to take a shower for two months.” ?

Me: ?Why?

She: ?I am too dirty in this place now. I wash it in the morning and it becomes dirty in the afternoon, so I plan not to take a shower for two months. ?

Time flies so fast. Two months have passed and she has become a chocolate princess.

9. During the graduation dinner, classmate A, after drinking a few glasses of wine, walked up to the girl he had a crush on for four years and said to her: Let me show you your palm. ?

Girl: ?You know how to read palms, are you accurate?

After saying that, she still handed over her right hand. A looked at it for a while and said: "Although palm reading is unreliable, I still saw one thing!"

The girl asked what he saw, and he said: "You, the five elements are missing me!" ?

10. A girl is extremely ugly, but she always thinks she is invincibly beautiful.

Sometimes she even went crazy because of this. When she saw people walking on the street, she would ask: "Am I beautiful?"

On this day, when she was walking on the street, someone walked in front of her. A handsome guy came, so she hurried forward and asked: Handsome guy, do you think I’m pretty?

Handsome guy: Are you sick? After saying that, the handsome guy left quickly.

This girl said to herself very happily: This handsome guy is so professional, he actually knows that I am sickly beautiful?!? ;