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One embroidered a boat and sailed in the middle of the river, embroidered a Jiang Taigong and held a fishing rod.
Two embroidered ones rode a donkey across the state bridge, and another one rode a donkey.
Three embroideries combined with immortals, two embroideries combined with immortals and one embroidered with golden toad and bangs.
Four embroidered bags, the official history is clearer, and the white night is broken.
In the afternoon, five embroideries ended, calamus matched with realgar, and the white lady loved Xu Xian.
In June, immortals were embroidered, Xiangzi held a flower basket, and Han Xiangzi opened a peony basket.
Seven embroideries, seven seven, cowherd and weaver girl on the bank of the river the next day.
Eight Embroideries and Eight Immortals, Dong Bin plays Peony, and Lv Dongbin plays Bai Mudan.
Nine embroidered nine Chongyang, September chrysanthemum yellow, nine fairy embroidered Yuanyang.
Ten embroideries and ten gods, six roads to the god of wealth, and four roads to the door.
Brother Kao Qing
Q: I say one and you give me one. What flowers are in the water?
Answer: I'll give you the one you mentioned. The lotus blooms in the water.
Q: What keeps blooming? A: Sesame blossoms are getting higher and higher.
Q: What flower is full of thorns? A: Zanthoxylum bungeanum is full of thorns.
Q: What flowers bloom and fall? The grapes are in bloom.
Q: What makes a piece of meat blossom? A: A piece of meat blooms on the comb.
What flowers are there in Ye Er? Chimonanthus praecox is rare in Ye Er.
What blooms but doesn't? A: Cangzi blooms but doesn't see flowers.
Q: What is holding hands? A: Plum beans blossom hand in hand.
L: Corn grows beards and blooms.
Tan Mei
In the first month, I visited my sister and I took her to see the lanterns. Seeing the light is false, and picking you up is true.
In February, the dragon looked up and I took my little sister south to Yangzhou. Get rid of cowardice and never look back.
I went to visit my sister in March, and took my sister to play with the silver hairpin on March 3. The silver hairpin is ready, so there is no need to spend money.
On April 8, I visited my sister and took my little sister to eat cucumbers. Only when the big one presses the button can the small one blossom.
In May, I went to my sister's house at noon, and the rice dumplings were mixed with sugar. Two salted duck eggs will accompany you through Duanyang.
In June, I went to visit my sister in the dog days, and the foreign tulle coat was greatly edged. Ask someone to help you make clothes for summer.
On July 7th, the Cowherd and the Weaver Maid met, and God wicked heart separated his good husband and wife.
In August, Mid-Autumn Festival, moon cakes and persimmons are in pomegranate. These two pears are reserved for you for the Mid-Autumn Festival.
In September, I went to visit my sister Juhuang, and my sister and I entered the bridal chamber. Open the red account, a sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance.
My sister cried in the room.
Elder sister cried in the room, stretched out his hand and pulled my boyfriend's clothes. I have news for you:
We had feelings at the beginning, but now we are so angry with me. What have I done to offend you?
I kindly advise you to give up drinking. Drinking too much will hurt your health, all for you.
I won't let you gamble because of you. There is nothing good in the casino, and it's too late to lose it all!
lullaby
The kitten is asleep, the kitten is fine, the kitten is not sleeping, open your eyes. Why don't the steamed stuffed bun seller come and make my little hair hungry! hum ......
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The kitten fell asleep and its mother jumped into the river. The kitten woke up and its mother jumped into the well! Uh ... uh-huh ...
Escape from famine
Call dad, call mom, should I stay in the world? Everyone is better than me!
I looked down and thought that there was no food in the room. I sighed and called my mother, so I had to flee.
When I entered a village, the dog bit the door open and asked me strongly that I was a bad person.
The host wants a bite, the west wants half a bowl, and it's hard to eat a full meal for three days. I'm so hungry that I go with the wind!
Snow is white everywhere, chaff is sifted everywhere, and children are leaning against the wall.
Don't want to eat, resolutely fight against Japan. Lost the dog stick, changed the gun, followed LaoPeng, followed LaoPeng:
[Note] Sieve chaff: the northern vortex, which describes shivering with cold.
Lao Peng: Peng Xuefeng, commander of the Fourth Division of the New Fourth Army.
(P.S.): The folk song Escape from the Wilderness, which is popular in Xinji area in the north of the whirlpool. At that time, an emerging set was called grandma ling temple, which was
The headquarters of the Fourth Division of the New Fourth Army is located. Escape reflects War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression with concise words and vivid musical images.
The bitter and angry voice of the working people who suffered heavy oppression during the period, and their unwillingness to endure this humiliation.
The mood and will to live and fight resolutely. 1957, this song participated in regional and provincial folk music and dance performances.
Won the program award and performance award, recorded and broadcast in china national radio.
Let's unite quickly
The field is our field, the land is our land, and our field can't be given to Japanese ghosts. Let's unite and join the guerrillas!
Send lang to join the army
My little sister is only nineteen years old, and she is holding my husband's hand to send him to join the army.
My Lang is determined to join the New Fourth Army, wearing a gray military uniform.
My husband went to the front, killed the enemy against Japan, and then reunited with the Japanese.
Transfer soldiers to collect money
My sister was heavy in the middle of the room, and suddenly I heard the sound of the army outside. I don't know which army to transfer to.
The confederate army and the northern army are uncoordinated, and the new fourth army is monotonous and facing the enemy head-on!
Dry your tears and say, then call me lang. You're listening. I'll give you a ride.
Send Lang to the gate, reach out and hold my Lang's hand, and I will walk slowly!
Send Lang to Zhuangxitou and give him a pair of new shoes, but don't worry about running.
Send Lang to Jiulizhai, remember to call me Lang. Don't forget the poor!
"Send Lang to the edge of the Vortex River, and smoke rises from the boat", so I quickly got on the boat.
The ship left like a gust of wind, waving a sweat towel and shouting, and returning early after victory!
Dadongyang
Fellow citizens, listen to me carefully: there is a small eastern neighbor who has been training horses for decades, and East Asia is showing off its hegemony.
Strong, bent on the demise of China, eyah hi!
"September 18th" caused a storm in the local area, led troops to seize my Shenyang overnight, and hundreds of thousands of northeast troops were worthless.
Resistance, the four northeastern provinces were destroyed, hey hey:
On July 7, the Japanese aggressors became more rampant, and the Lugou Bridge opened fire, showing anticlimactic behavior, burning and looting. The people are miserable.
Nine, everyone is heartbroken to see. Hey!
Disaster, chinese odyssey, the New Fourth Army, led us to fight guerrilla warfare to defend our hometown. Let's support the new fourth army, fight small things and drive.
The devil enjoys happiness, eyah hi.
(children's) folk rhyme
Don't drive the japs crazy again.
Red tassel gun, red tassel gun, red tassel as fire, gold spear head.
Pick up the red tassel gun and fight Xiao Dongyang.
Fight the East, protect your hometown, and stop the devils from going wild again.
Little brother is really naughty
Little brother, it's so naughty. Take a corn stalk as a horse to ride.
Ride east, ride west, and ride to Taiwan Province Province to fight the American imperialists.
The brother next door wants to get married.
The brother next door is getting married, and the uncle next door smiled and told the cook to kill the rooster.
The chicken said, why didn't I kill that cow when I got up early to report?
The cow said, I can plow with great strength. Why not kill that horse?
The horse said, I'll pull the cart Why not kill the dog?
The dog said, I'm guarding the door at home. Why not kill that pig?
Lazy pig does nothing every day, and he has nothing to say if he wants to defend himself. Have nothing to say,
When the milk * * * plays around.
Farmers eat rice chaff;
A bricklayer lives in a straw house;
Weaver girl, no clothes;
Salt sellers drink light soup;
When the milk * * * plays around.
Watch my father grow crops.
Little leech, tail fork, father-in-law plowing, daughter-in-law raking.
Walking people, don't be kidding, watch my dad grow crops.
Sister went to see her father-in-law
There is a star in the sky and a nail on the ground.
An elder sister is walking on the road, carrying a basket of baked wheat cakes.
I asked my sister where she was going. She said she wanted to see her father-in-law.
Your father-in-law yesterday? This hat burned a hole.
Is that still worth seeing? Scale is a disaster.
It's not very tall to marry a daughter-in-law
Small plate head, bent over, marry a daughter-in-law who is not very tall.
In the house, I'm afraid of rats, and outside, I'm afraid of chickens.
Ran to the river to take a bath and was thrown down by mussels and moths.
I married my daughter-in-law and forgot my mother.
Ma Xiao tied a long tail and forgot his mother when he married his daughter-in-law.
Baked oil cake and rolled sugar, daughter-in-law, try it first.
What does the country want?
White oil cake, fragrant and hard-working food.
If there is surplus grain, we will be bold and give whatever the country wants.
I am not afraid of hot weather.
White rice, fragrant, is busy after dinner;
Born with hard-working hands, you are not afraid of being too tired in hot weather.
Chickens on a millstone.
The penis, on the millstone, scraped a big leather money.
I bought cigarettes, also called salt, for my daughter-in-law to celebrate the New Year.
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