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The "foreigner" on the bus

I got on the bus after working for a week.

Because I couldn't wait for the bus that went home directly before, I chose another bus that needed a detour.

This car also introduced me to a foreigner.

The pores begin to relax at the moment of contact with the air conditioner and no longer sweat.

Dragging a suitcase, which contains some clothes for work and not to wear, and the fatigue of a week's work.

Fortunately, I saw my favorite position at first sight when I got on the bus, and it was empty.

Looking out of the window, it seems to be thinking, and it seems to be in a daze.

There are two girls in the car who are going to primary school. They start to urge the driver to start.

"Uncle, why don't you drive?"

Perhaps in a good mood, the driver replied, "Not yet. If you want to go home quickly, you two can take a taxi. "

Later, I said a lot, these two primary school girls are extremely outgoing and lively, and it is also interesting to listen to them.

It was not until a man got on the bus that he should be familiar with the driver that he saw him get on the bus and said a few words to the driver and immediately went down.

The two little girls excitedly ran to the position near the driver and asked, "Is he a foreigner?"

The driver said nothing and paused for a moment. "Why do you say he is a foreigner?"

"Because he doesn't speak like us, do you understand?"

The driver replied, "Most of them can understand."

The two girls looked at the direction the foreigner left outside the car again, and then one of them crossed his legs and followed.

The little girl's boldness surprised her. She dared to run around with a stranger. Guess should not be the product of excessive safety education.

After a while, I ran to the car and shared with my friends excitedly. The foreigner went shopping and bought two bottles of water and a pack of cigarettes, totaling 30 yuan.

Twitter, like two lovely little sparrows.

After the foreigner got on the bus, he handed the driver a bottle of ice water and a cigarette.

The driver took it and smiled at him. Then start driving.

The two little girls simply moved from the back row to the front row seat, and there was a seat next to the foreigner.

Only in this way can we have a good look at foreigners.

I have short hair, thin skin and a little dark skin, probably because I often bask in the sun.

Unlike others who sit up straight, one foot is on the seat and the other foot is coiled.

At first, I heard two little girls call him a foreigner. I really thought he was a foreigner, but from their conversation with foreigners, I gradually understood.

But these two lively little girls don't understand, or have not experienced much secular life. In their minds, he is a foreigner.

Although they can't understand what he said, his gestures and expressions can communicate with them.

It's like meeting a friend Even if this friend is different from himself, it doesn't hinder their communication.

Soon, two little girls got off the bus. When I got off the bus, I said goodbye to foreigners loudly. Innocent look.

Keep driving.

The foreigner chatted loudly with the driver. The driver's voice is not loud, but the foreigner's voice is loud enough to drown out the driver's voice. I can't hear their conversation, but I can only see the slightly exaggerated body movements of foreigners.

Foreigners are smoking a cigarette, talking to the driver, opening the window and throwing ash out the window.

The bus drove near a high school and several students got on the bus. One of the boys was holding a cup of smoking ice cream in his hand. When the foreigner saw it, he grabbed his hand, muttered in his mouth, and waved his other hand three times.

Boys are puzzling.

One of the passengers smiled. He wants to tell you that it is not good to throw this thing away.

Boys understand and eat slowly.

Indeed, in the eyes of the older generation, ice cream is synonymous with unhealthy feelings You may have diarrhea after eating it, let alone smoking ice cream.

But foreigners are also very naughty.

When a male passenger walked past him with a coin, he took advantage of his sitting position and gently kicked someone's hip.

The man looked back and sniffed, so forget it.

Worried about foreigners, fortunately others don't care.

Then some people came along, and one of them happened to be sitting next to the foreigner. Because the foreigner's feet take up a little space in the man's seat, the man said loudly, why do you put your feet like this? The foreigner said a few words, and the man suddenly realized that he was dumb.

When I heard this sentence, I couldn't say how I felt.

In the eyes of children, he is a foreigner who can chat with them. In the adult world, all I got was one sentence, and the result was speechless.

Simple reality and cruelty.

And I, an adult, was alert at the first moment of contact with him.

I have never come into contact with such a person, and my first feeling is to be prepared.

He snores loudly, so I am very alert.

He gently kicked someone's ass, and I was on my guard.

I also guard against his slightly exaggerated movements.

I'm afraid he will sit next to my seat. After all, except for the person next to him, my seat is closest to him.

I'm a little worried, but I don't know how to communicate with him.

Maybe life has taught me too little to get along with people like them.

It is the greatest kindness I can think of to see people with incomplete limbs in the street, to open my eyes and treat them as normal people, not to look at them again and not to give directions, but I never thought about how to get along with them one day.

When they release goodwill or express dissatisfaction, how do they behave?

Moreover, I have to sigh that the life of adults is gradually full of precautions, and talking can't be as simple as a few little girls. At any time, I will always be easily involved in the nerves of defense, reminding me whether I am safe or not.

Or the pros and cons of being an adult.

Maybe he was never a dumb person.

Maybe he wants to be a "foreigner" in his heart, and his ugly and ordinary appearance is just like ordinary people.