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Because Brother Tai didn't borrow money from the villagers to hang himself, how much money does Brother Tai have that makes people jealous?
0 1, people are so gullible. A few years ago, Brother Tai made his debut at the grassroots level. At that time, Brother Tai was very popular and made a lot of money. However, after the fire, Brother Tai did not forget the village, but built roads for the village. Some villagers borrowed money when they borrowed it. Now Brother Tai has a pile of IOUs, but people are easy to bully. Brother Tai is so good that everyone in the village is not satisfied. Now the villagers take pictures of Brother Tai's daily life every day and send them to him.
Do you think this is over? No, just in early June, a villager in Dayige Village borrowed 2 million yuan from Dayige. If it were you, would you borrow it? Maybe it hasn't been repaid. At least none of the villagers who borrowed money from Brother Tai paid back the money. After the loan failed, the villager chose to hang himself at Taige's house. Fortunately, it was found in time and did not cause much impact.
02. Brother Tai is not as rich as we thought. Brother Tai is not as rich as we thought. Two years ago, Brother Tai was very popular. It was indeed a lot of money, but he lent a lot of money to the villagers and spent a lot of money on building schools and roads in the village. So now that Brother Tai doesn't have much money, it's a question whether he can come up with 2 million yuan. But the villagers don't care, just like the blood-sucking worm on Brother Tai, they won't leave until they squeeze people dry.
I think clothes brothers are worth millions, maybe even hundreds of thousands. 20 1 1, Clothes Brothers became popular with a song "Rolling the Yangtze River East" and quit on 20 18. In seven years, Brother Clothes made a lot of money and posted a lot of money. Without these villagers, I believe that 2 million Yi Ge will definitely come back.
03. Why is Brother Tai still in the village and unwilling to move away? The villagers treat Brother Tai like this and take pictures of his daily life with things every day. Why is Brother Tai still willing to stay in the village? Brother Tai thinks that his roots are in the village and he doesn't want to leave. Moreover, he has cultivated land and raised livestock for so long, and he already has feelings. Once he moves away, livestock and land will be neglected. Although this is true, I think it is better to move out as early as possible than to live with such neighbors. The land can be rented out (which is not cheap for those villagers), the livestock can be sold slowly, and after moving out, my house can also be rented out. I'm sure someone will still be willing to rent Brother Tai's house.
Summary: In the face of this kind of villagers, I think it is absolutely unnecessary for Brother One to stay in the village. He is angry, but he has no obligation to lend money to the villagers to build roads in the village. This is all voluntary, and the villagers are not grateful, but repay them with kindness, alas.
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