Can you tell me a joke?

"Yesterday, a girl came to me and said that I owed her money when I was in primary school, either paying back the money or paying for it. I can't help it I have no money to give her, so I can only choose meat compensation. As a result, I was tied up by two big men as soon as I entered her room today, damn it! This is a double fairy dance! What did you say?/Sorry? I'm tied! ?

They said that I wouldn't let people go until I gave money, and that I could still get meat compensation if I gave money. I can't help it I want to pay, but I don't want to make physical compensation. I want this sister to become a good citizen and be forced to become a prostitute. I wanted to save her from the hot water, but when I was going to touch the elder sister and take her away, I was tied up by two big men. I asked them why they didn't keep their word. ?

They replied,' We are all good law-abiding citizens. Giving money is whoring. We are politically conscious. We can't watch you make mistakes. If you dare to touch her, we will sue you to the police for whoring. I can't help it I have to come back. "

Boss: "That's why I gave you money to buy me a pack of cigarettes yesterday morning, and now you come home empty-handed?"