People's Education Publishing House, Unit 8 Imitating Interesting Chinese, Volume 2, Grade 5.

Lauter company glue: whoever can break off the gold coins stuck to the wall with Lauter brand glue by hand will have it.

Danish road signs; what are you going to do？ Do you drive at 40 kilometers per hour until you are 80, or vice versa?

English novel (shortest): Three words: God is dying.

Toothbrush advertisement: it is an angel to drive away oral germs, an angel to bring people confidence, and a close partner of toothpaste-you deserve it.

Porcelain advertisement: A French porcelain factory is trying to sell its products in an ingenious way, arguing over trifles and throwing bowls and dishes at some families.

Hotel advertisement: "please eat here, or you and I will starve to death!" " "

Parrot advertisement: A French shop hung an advertisement next to the price tag of the parrot cage for sale, with a price tag of 500 francs: "Do you believe it, do you think it is worth 500 francs?"

Perfume advertisement: A new product advertisement promoted by a French perfume manufacturing company reads: "Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle." Glue advertisement: A tourist shop in Hong Kong used this glue to stick a gold coin worth 1000 yuan on the wall to promote a "powerful all-purpose glue". The advertisement is: "whoever can peel it off with his fingers will have gold coins."

Travel advertisement: The billboard of Swiss Tourism Company reads: "Come to the Alps quickly, the mountain will be gone in 6,000 years". A travel agency in the Netherlands published such an advertisement: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night lasts for 24 hours. " Incentive advertisement: The advertisement of German "Mercedes-Benz" brand car is: If anyone can find that "Mercedes-Benz" brand car is suddenly forced to break down, our company is willing to contribute 10000 yuan.

Coffin advertisement: "God recommends products."

Warning advertisement: There is an advertisement in front of an unmanned subway station in London, England: "If you don't have a ticket, we promise to send you to your destination-London Safe House for free.

Beauty salon advertisement: A billboard hung in a beauty salon in the United States: "Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. "

Job advertisement: The job advertisement of a French class in Italy reads: "If you don't like this class after listening to a class, you can ask for a refund of your fees, but you must say it in French."

Cosmetic advertisement: The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "Get rid of freckles early, don't leave acne."

Eye drops advertisement: "... after dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make eye drops spread all over the world."

Advertisement on Tombstone: There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland, which reads: "This is the last resting place, and it is Hermisi McTaway. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, the vegetable shop, which is next to the 1 1 road and is open until 8 pm every day. " Barber shop advertisement: On the wall of a barber shop, there is an advertisement: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have won face."

The barber shop in the English countryside put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read, "Gentlemen, I want your heads."

Job advertisement: An American newspaper advertised: "Look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature lady, and work like a donkey!" "