Can you tell me a joke?

1. On the cliff, a little mouse waved its short front paws and jumped down again and again to learn to fly. The mother bat next to her watched it fall, worried, and said, Dad, don't tell it, it's not ours!

2. A sleeping party in a boy's dormitory lasted until 3 am, and suddenly I wanted to discuss a question, "What should I say first when I meet a beautiful girl?" A gentleman woke up from a dream and said, "Stop talking and let's go to bed!" " "

3. Robber: "Tell me the password of the safe! Don't say kill you! " Female employee: "Don't tell me if you kill me! I won't say anything if you spoil me! " The robber looked her up and down and said, "You should be beautiful!" "

4. The mother bird burst into tears, and the male bird said angrily, "How many times have I told you that this ring was worn by the bird research station, not a wedding ring! I'm not married! "

5. In the restaurant, woman: Are you going to marry me or not? The man was silent. W: Don't think that nobody wants me. If I get angry, I'll find someone to marry here right away! The waiter came over: Miss, you scared away all the guests in our shop.

6. Dude, do you know why I was scolded that day? Seeing the underlined words on the clothes on the pretty girl's chest, I couldn't help reaching out and clicking.

7. A lady got on the bus in a one-step skirt, but the skirt was too tight to lift her legs, and she still couldn't unbutton the two buttons of the skirt. Later, I saw a man staring at her and calling her a rogue! Man: You are a rogue. You untied us all so quickly!

8. During the airborne exercise, the officer asked: How many recruits are there this year? The little soldier said: Look at your ass when you fall! The officer said, why? The little soldier said, there are footprints on the recruits' ass!

9. Remember? When you went to the TV station to sing a song, four referees and three fell down. Fortunately, a referee came on stage and shook hands with you excitedly and said, talent! It costs money for others to sing, and your singing is fatal!

10, several people watched the sunrise, and one pointed to the treetops and said, I saw it. Others also said they saw it. At this time, someone came out from behind the tree with trousers: I saw it when I saw it. What are you yelling about? !