Who knows a joke about psychology?

One day, many therapists went out for a trip. There was a long yellow sand in front of them, and a group of hungry dogs came running. Watson: "Shit, get me a bigger electric baton!" " "The dog was startled and stopped. Hypnotist: "Are you nervous? It doesn't matter. Now repeat after me:' woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. The dog is sleepy. Freud: "In fact, you don't want to eat people, but you just want to vent your Oedipus attack impulse. It's not us that caused your castration anxiety, it's your dog father. You have a negative resonance with us. Your defense mechanism is acting, shifting and projecting ... In short, you have a trauma in your childhood. " The dogs cried bitterly. System desensitizer: "Now think about who are the ten people you are most willing to eat, from the most willing to the least willing." The dogs looked up at the sky and thought hard. Rogers: "I feel the same way with you. Actually, I have the same dog nature as you. I don't want to tell you what to do. I believe that people have the freedom to choose their own behavior. Oh, no, it's a dog Dogs have the ability to make their personality-dog style-healthy. Believe me, yes. " (Looking affectionately) The dog is howling. Family therapist: "One or two of you have the desire to eat people, which is actually a problem of your family system. Dog boss, what do you think of two dog's behavior at home? Old dog, what do you think of the relationship between old dog and old dog? Dog old four ... "After saying his word, all the dogs were barking and barking, all black and blue. Balancer of Confucianism and Taoism: "You dog brothers, imagine, if you kill us, how will you distribute our meat?" The dogs were panting, and the smoke came out again. They were all dying. Balancer of Confucianism and Taoism: "Now, imagine what would happen if you didn't eat me and went to a beautiful place with me?" Therapists and dogs drink together: "You can open Huajiang Dog Meat Restaurant!" " After that, dogs and rats fled, and the yellow sand was long!

One day, Party A and Party B met. ......

A: I took a course called "Applied Psychology" this semester!

Really? Then you should be a psychologist now!

Come and help me analyze my psychology!

A: This is not enough.

B: Why?

A: Because I will take the course of "Abnormal Psychology" next semester.