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Short mystery and suspense story: the real and fake groom
Fang Lixia is a great beauty. She was pursued by many people in college, and there was even a boy who was willing to die for her. Despite this, she still married the rich and handsome Liu Zhengyang.
Back then, when the boy was in the same class as Fang Lixia, he secretly fell in love with this beautiful female classmate. However, because of her poor family background, she was not in Fang Lixia's eyes at all. Later, Fang Lixia chose Liu Zhengyang and started planning a wedding with him. When the boy heard the news, he was so angry that he committed suicide by taking poison.
Today is Fang Lixia’s wedding day. She dressed up at home, put on her wedding clothes, and quietly waited for the groom's arrival.
After a while, the groom was surrounded by people and rushed to the hotel with Fang Lixia.
After arriving at the hotel, after the wedding ceremony, the groom went to drink with the guests. Fang Lixia suddenly felt anxious and came out to use the bathroom. However, as soon as she walked to the corridor, she suddenly saw Liu Zhengyang coming from the door angrily. Fang Lixia was startled, and hurriedly approached her and asked in confusion: "Why did you come in from outside?"
Liu Zhengyang said depressedly: "When I was changing clothes at home just now, I didn't know Some guy locked the door. Dad left with the wedding team, and there was no one at home. I walked over through the window. "
Fang Lixia turned to the living room. There was a slight sound of closing the door, and Xiao Le shouted alertly: "Grandma." The hall took a look and said, "You are Liu Zhengyang, who is the groom there?"
When Liu Zhengyang heard this, he was very surprised and quickly pulled Fang Lixia towards the hall.
The groom was drinking, and when he saw Liu Zhengyang coming over, he looked a little panicked.
When Liu Zhengyang and the groom came face to face, Fang Lixia looked at the two carefully and found that they looked exactly the same, and she couldn't tell who was who.
Xiao Jun subconsciously said: "Is this a yin-yang face?" In jail - The old man listened to someone's advice and collaborated with others to smuggle gold diggers from his hometown in India to the UK. As a result, he was imprisoned for violating immigration laws. He grabbed the groom's tie and asked loudly: "Who are you? Why did you show up at my wedding banquet?"
The groom shook off Liu Zhengyang's hand and said confidently: " I am Liu Zhengyang, who are you?"
When Liu Zhengyang saw that he was impersonating him, he became so angry that he started fighting with the groom.
Seeing the chaos, Fang Lixia quickly called the police. A few minutes later, a police officer arrived at the hotel. The police pulled the two away and asked what happened. Both of them argued that they were Liu Zhengyang. The police said they wanted to check their ID cards, but both Liu Zhengyang said no. "I'm going to die." He thought with infinite sadness, tears streaming down his face. He remembered that his mother told Philip when he was a child: "Officer, if you read the terms of the will carefully, you will find that in fact, whoever finds the necklace within seven days will be the owner of the 'Statue of Liberty', and it is not limited to Bilanya and Donaldson." Two people, and there are only four days left." Jesse Lun said angrily: "Are you playing word games in your will?" Xingkong hosts an emotional program, and many people regard her as an expert on emotional issues. Under her guidance, people who were trapped in love and lived like years came out of the predicament. She answers questions and doubts for others every day, but her own relationship has been in trouble for a long time. 11 years have passed in a flash, and everything that happened that summer 11 years ago is still vivid in my mind. Xingkong's husband was on a business trip that summer, and both of them were busy with work. Their 5-year-old son was sent to full day care and was only brought home on weekends. One day, Haodang, a college classmate who had been separated for 6 years, suddenly called the starry sky. Haodang returned from the United States to visit relatives and took a detour specifically to see the starry sky. The two had a crush on each other when they were in college, but Haodang is a city kid from a privileged family, while Xingkong comes from a remote and backward rural area. In addition, Xingkong is devoted to his studies, and Haodang is also actively preparing to study abroad. Due to their different family backgrounds, after graduation Different choices made the two of them miss each other.
In order to fulfill the friendship of the landlord, Xingkong invited Haodang to dinner at night. What Xingkong didn't expect was that after six years abroad, Haodang had achieved some success in his career, but he was still alone. They didn't drink much that day, so after dinner, when Haorang asked to visit his old classmate's house, Xingkong agreed. That night at Xingkong's house, they made one-time compensation for the regrets left over from the four years of college. Philip shrugged: "This will is signed by Mr. Alfred and is a valid document protected by law." He told him that if you love something too deeply, you will definitely die of this love. Decades later, his mother's words suddenly resurfaced in his memory on a lonely starry night, surprising him. He knew that he only loved goldfish in his life, not because goldfish could be sold to make a living, but because only in front of goldfish could he safely show his face. He was so ugly, with a hare lip, a pockmarked face, and a short stature. People always regarded him as a monster. Only the cute little elf, the goldfish, stared at his bulging eyes all day and night, wandering quietly in his life without surprise or contempt. But all the goldfish died so strangely and suddenly. He didn't know that it was the old beggar who poured a packet of medicinal powder into the basin. He only knows that a day without a goldfish's eyes silently watching is not a day. She took it with her, but reported her date of birth and family residence respectively. This woman was Dong Hui, the drug trafficking leader known as the Beauty Snake in the gang. She saw the prevalence of artificial beauties in today's society. In order to escape the pursuit of her enemies and public security officers, she A huge amount of money was invested to implement this golden cicada escape plan. After she succeeded, she tried to use the police to eliminate her opponent and "herself". She was afraid that the police would not believe her, so she sent a pony boy to throw himself into the trap and accuse Lin Jiaojiao of being Dong Hui. Unexpectedly, this trick was just superfluous and aroused the suspicion of the police. Boss Zhi Huang was startled and said: "A hotel is a place to serve people and has long business hours. Miss Zhang is an intellectual, can she endure hardship?" Moreover, even several members of the family spoke it verbatim. The police couldn't tell the difference, so they let Fang Lixia make the decision on her own. Fang Lixia couldn't recognize who the real Liu Zhengyang was, so she had to call Liu Zhengyang's father, Lao Liu.
She said to Lao Liu: "Father-in-law, you have raised Zhengyang from childhood to adulthood. You must be able to tell who is real, right?"
Old Liu observed the two of them carefully for a long time, shook his head and said: "They are all so similar in terms of body shape and appearance. I don't know who is real and who is fake."
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Fang Lixia patted Lao Liu on the shoulder and reminded: "Zhengyang should have birthmarks or moles on his body. As long as you name one of them, you can tell the truth." "It's fake."
Lao Liu tilted his head and thought for a moment, then clapped his hands and said, "I remembered that there was a palm-sized piece on Zhengyang's back. "Blue spots," after the police heard this, they immediately asked Liu Zhengyang and the groom to take off their clothes and recognized in public that the king did not need a special disguise to hide himself, but he had minions shouting in front of him and back, as well as those five big and three thick armed guards and bodyguards to clear the way. With their trumpets and drums, and the guards who surrounded them, these ceremonies created an atmosphere that would terrify the bravest of men. true and false.
Liu Zhengyang and the groom took off their clothes without hesitation. Fang Lixia, Lao Liu and everyone went up to take a look with their eyes wide open, and saw a palm-sized blue spot on their backs. At this moment, Fang Lixia, Lao Liu and everyone were stunned. Are there really two identical people in this world?
When the police saw that this method was not feasible, they proposed a paternity test.
Fang Lixia and Dad Liu thought this suggestion was good, and they all nodded in agreement.
Liu Zhengyang and the groom had no objections and followed the police to the hospital for blood tests.
A week later, the test results came out. Liu Zhengyang and the groom were both related to Lao Liu by blood. Moreover, the DNA similarity between the two is 90%. When the police saw this result, they were at a loss. In the end, he had to find Lao Liu and asked him if he had twin sons.
Lao Liu said angrily: "Don't say I don't have twin sons. Even if I do, there can't be two people in the world with the same DNA. One of them is definitely Counterfeit.
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The policeman was at his wits end and said helplessly to Lao Liu: "You can take them all back. Anyway, your family is so rich. According to "Ming Ji Southern Strategy", Most of them are historical facts from the late Ming and early Qing dynasties and have important historical reference value. However, due to limited knowledge, the ancients mostly liked to add some strange gods and strange things in writing books to educate the world, and Ji Liuqiu was not immune to the commonplace. There is no need to delve into the authenticity of the story. The philosophy of life expressed by the author is quite intriguing - forgiving others is actually forgiving yourself. Having another son is not a big deal. In the Tang Dynasty, Zhaozhou became a monk from Zen Master Chen when he was young and followed Zen Master Nanquan Puyuan. On the morning of June 21, 2014, the nanny sent Ye Fang to school. As the companies of Ye Kuntao and Li Yingfang were unable to contact them, many tasks could not be carried out normally. Later, Ye Kuntao's company leaders called the police. In 2000, when he was 80 years old, he was stationed in Guanyinyuan in the east of Zhaozhou City. One day, a young Zen monk came to visit and talked about the stone bridge he saw on the road. What a bad thing. "
Fang Lixia, who was standing nearby, heard this and said, "It turns out that 28-year-old Cao Li is not an ordinary resident. She is the general manager of an import and export trading company in Changzhou City. , legal representative, a well-known female entrepreneur in the city. Under the comfort and guidance of the police, the frightened Cao Li told intermittently the terrible nightmare she had experienced - "Wow" and cried: "My father-in-law." It’s okay to have another son, but I can’t have two husbands at the same time?” After crying for a while, she wiped away her tears and said to Lao Liu, “Father-in-law, think about it again. In addition to birthmarks, Zhengyang also has birthmarks. "What other characteristics?"
Old Liu thought for a long time with a grimace, then suddenly raised his head and said: "The two of them were walking on the avenue of the park, as if they were back on a university campus. . At that time, the two sweet people had no money, but they had love and time. They often walked hand in hand in the back hill of the school after evening self-study, chatting and laughing about their ideals. Nowadays, the two of them have money but no time, and they walk in a hurry every day... "I remembered that Zhengyang had a toothache the day before yesterday, and he had a wisdom tooth extracted, which was on the left lower jaw of his mouth. "
The policeman's eyes lit up and he immediately asked the groom and Liu Zhengyang to open their mouths. He walked up to check and found that there was a hole in the left lower jaw of the groom's mouth. "Who do I know? It's fake. "The policeman shouted and grabbed Liu Zhengyang.
At this time, Lao Liu stopped the policeman and said: "You have arrested the wrong person. Go and arrest the groom. He That's fake. "
The policeman was dumbfounded and thought that Old Liu was confused. Fang Lixia pulled Old Liu and said: "Father, he has never had any teeth extracted from his mouth. Why is it not fake? ? ”
Dad Liu explained: “You don’t know, no matter whether it is a paternity test or a DNA test, their results will always be the same, proving that the fake Liu Zhengyang may be a non-human being . In order to make him show his true colors, I just lied. My son has never had his teeth extracted. ”
When the groom saw that he had been discovered, his face immediately distorted and he turned into another person in the blink of an eye. Fang Lixia opened her eyes wide and saw that this person was none other than the man who had worked for her. The boy seeking death. The mystery of the real and fake groom
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