Excellent works of funny plays in colleges and universities

-Guan LUN country

Teacher: Hello, everyone, I am an extinct teacher who is loved by everyone and has the appearance of sinking fish and falling geese. To tell the truth, I do have a lot of longing for love. I want to experience the romance after dusk. And make excuses to avoid practice! Once you relax yourself, people are more lazy and don't want to practice. I'm going to see the Tang Priest today ~

Don: Amitabha. Now it's 20 10, and monks are also using Rejoice. Love comes like coconut wind and cannot be stopped. Now, I'm going to see the teacher.

Don: Teacher!

Teacher: Tang Priest!

Don: How are you now, teacher? We have been apart for almost 500 years.

Teacher: Yes.

Don: Last night, I sent you an airmail. Did you get a look at him?

Teacher: Yes.

Don: Today, I want to express my love to you with a song.

Teacher: What color is the confession?

Don: (Singing ...)

Don: Teacher, just follow that old lady!

Teacher: this ...

Huangmei: The biggest pain in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there. I have been secretly in love with my brother for thousands of years. If someone dares to rob my little brother, if it is a man, I will break his three legs, if it is a male dog, I will break his five legs. I was really angry when I heard that Tang Priest was dating her! I'm going to cut the Tang Priest to pieces!

Huang: Bold! You shameless Tang priest, you seduce my little apprentice. See what I can do to you.

Don: Brother Huangmei, please help me. I prayed for 500 years in front of the Buddha just to be with my teacher.

Huang: No, why is my school sister with you? I will kill you. (Put the knife rest around Tang Priest's neck)

Teacher: Big Brother, if you want to kill the Tang Priest, kill me first (my brother is standing in front of the Tang Priest).

Don: (gently pulling Yang Ge away) Voice-over: At that time, the knife was only 0.0 1 cm away from my throat, but after a quarter of fragrance, Yang Ge, the owner of the knife, would completely fall in love with me because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have lied countless times in my life, I think this time is the most perfect …

Huang: If you love me younger, I will kill you!

Don: You should do this. I should die. Once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Put your knife on my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to my teacher: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is ... ten thousand years.

Huang: No! Absolutely not! Baby, come with me.

Don: No, sir. (Suddenly stops shouting), Amitabha, press the phone button, and thousands of troops come to meet the enemy. I'll call someone to get the teacher back!

Don: (on the phone) Hey, Wukong! Master is in trouble, come and help!

Sun: Haha, as long as there are monsters, my old grandson was laid off before he started his job. Don't worry, master. I'll be right there. bye-bye

Don: Yes. Come on.

Don: (Shouting again) Bajie, Master has a meeting. Come on, this is Buckingham Palace.

Pig: Really? I want to eat bread, Dali Garden French buns, which are soft and delicious. Dali Garden French Steamed Bun, I still want it!

Don: Well, hurry up.

Tang: (shouting again) Wukong, come and save Master.

Sha: Don't worry, Master. I'll leave as soon as I finish washing the dishes.

Don: Well, bye (Tang Xia)

(Young, Huang)

Teacher: Big Brother, let me go. I have to go to Xinhua Computer School for classes. I will attend classes for free. I will reimburse the round-trip expenses in the province. School starts every month 1, 2, 3. I still have the phone number-123 123. elder brother ...

Huang: Really? Is there a Tang priest in this school?

Teacher: No.

Huang: Is there anything more beautiful than you?

Teacher: No.

Huang: Is there anything worse than me?

Teacher: Really? Still not? Brother, what do you say?

Huang: You ask me, aren't you in that school?

Teacher: Oh, no.

Huang: You can take this.

Teacher: this is really ... no.

Huang: I'll be angry if you say it again. (exit)

Teacher: Big Brother. (exit)

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(the Monkey King)

Sun: When people are floating in rivers and lakes, no one can avoid being stabbed. White camel mountain strong bone powder, both internal and external use have miraculous effects. If you get a knife, apply a bag and want to get a second knife. Flashback and eat a pack, and you won't look old until you are 200 years old. White camel mountain strong bone powder, Buddhist scriptures designated nutrition. Please look for my grandson's anti-counterfeiting logo when buying.

Pig: Brother Monkey, here comes my old pig. (Encountering Wukong)

Sun: Idiot, why are you so late?

Pig: I was caught on the road and almost chopped into swine flu. I managed to escape.

Don: Disciple, is everyone here?

Sun Hezhu: Master!

Don: Disciples, I miss you very much.

(three people pull each other for a week)

(The music begins with "I really want to think")

(Music stops)

Don: Disciples, do you remember that teacher? As far as she is concerned, only Xia Qing and Yu Man can compete with her in this life. She is going to be my other half, but the master's daughter-in-law has been robbed. Let's go and get it back.

Pig: Didn't Master say there would be a party?

Don: Amitabha, let's get together after robbing the daughter-in-law.

Don: Hey, Bajie, why have you lost weight? What are you doing all day?

Pig: I miss people!

Sun: Who do you miss?

Pig: Chang 'e!

Sun: All right, Master, let's fight monsters.

(Tang, Sun and Pig Head take a few steps)

Don: Right here!

Sun: OK! As usual, Bajie, call the door!

Pig: I ... I'm not going. Sit and eat)

Sun: You're not going?

Tang: Wukong, let the teacher come.

Tang: Tang Sanzang, the benefactor of the poor monk Huangmei, came to your door today and wanted to have a discussion with you. Please do me a favor.

(on Huangmei)

Huang: Tang Priest, I didn't kill you the day before yesterday, but I did you a favor. Don't blame me for knocking at the door today, I'll hit your kidney.

Pig: Don't worry, there are Liuwei Dihuang pills, which are used to treat kidney deficiency and contain no sugar.

Sun: Bold, monster. Let my master's wife go, or I'll let you eat my old grandson.

(Huang Hesun pulls up)

Don: Amitabha, Wukong, be gentle when you become a monk. Stand back and let the teacher come.

Sun: Master? ! ..... (Tang Priest nods to Sun to step down)

Don: Amitabha, let's make a decision!

Huang: Haha ...

(Tang practiced a few tricks, stood still, put on sunglasses and pulled out his gun. )

Don: Peeping ... (all kinds of actions)

Pig: (Shouting) Come on, Master! Come on! You are not fighting alone at this moment! You are not alone! You are not human! ..... Oh, it's my master.

Huang: Stop! Brother Tang, have you ever played CF? Are you a rookie? Can you shoot me in the head?

Tang: Wang Huangmei, as long as you can let the teacher go, I will promise you, otherwise ...

Huang: Stop! Stop. Can't I wear it?

(Music "Only You" Tang dances with Huang Mei, and Huang retires)

(Music stops) Pig Sun is silly.

Don: Amitabha, oh yeah! (Do V-action, eat pig's banana and go to the Monkey King)

Don: Wukong, peel the banana when you eat it. Don't throw the banana peel on the ground after eating it. It's not good to beat children, even if you don't play flowers and plants! ……

(Wukong hit the Tang Priest with a stick, and Tang fell to the ground)

(Huangmei is young. )

Huang: A relationship is over here! I suddenly felt helpless in my heart, wandering alone and ending my emotional game.

Sun: Master, your daughter-in-law is here.

Don: Wife! (Step on a banana skin and fall)

(Tang goes to Yang, Yang hits Tang! )

Teacher: Why did you come to save me so late? Don't let me go to class!

Don: I ...

Pig: Master, can we have a party?

Don: Oh! Come on, come on. ...

Five people in a row (music)

Don, the phone is ringing.

Don: Hey, Jason Wu!

Sha: Master, I have arrived at Fuyang Railway Station.

Don: I'll bring someone to pick you up and meet the teacher.

Don: Go!

Huang: Stop! It's not the curtain call yet!

Curtain call! `````` Reprinted