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Does anyone remember the joke that told you not to wear a hat?

The little white rabbit was walking in the forest. When he met the wolf, he came up and gave the little white rabbit two big masks and said, "I told you not to wear a hat." The little white rabbit withdrew very grievance. The next day, the little white rabbit skipped out of the house wearing a hat, met the wolf again, came up and gave the little white rabbit two masks and said, "I told you to wear a hat." Tutu is depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger. After explaining the situation, the tiger said, "OK, I know. I'll take care of it. Trust the organization. " On the same day, the tiger found its partner, the wolf, and said, "What you are doing is wrong. This is very difficult for me. " Then wiped to wipe the ash falling on the table, "you see this line not line? You can say, Tutu, come and find me a piece of meat! He looks for thin, you say you want fat, he looks for fat, you say you want thin, you can beat him. Of course, you can also say, Tutu, come and find me a woman. He looks for plump, you say you want slim, he looks for slim, and you say you want plump. You can hit him politely. " The wolf nodded frequently, and the reverence for the tiger once again rushed to a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above instructions were heard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window, and I hated it. The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. How spicy is it? What a coincidence! It's a wolf coming head on. The wolf said, "Tutu, come and find me a piece of meat." Tutu said, "So, do you want to be fat or thin?" The wolf listened, his heart sank and he was happy again. He said, fortunately, there is a plan B, and he added, "Tutu, come here and find me a woman quickly." Tutu asked, "So, do you prefer plump or slim?" The wolf was silent. A few seconds later, the wolf stepped forward and raised his hand to give Tutu two big masks: "I told you not to wear a hat!" " "