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Jokes about Mid-Autumn Festival

Jokes about Mid-Autumn Festival:

1, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and my colleagues are very happy. They asked me, sister, can we hand out moon cakes during the Dragon Boat Festival?

Me: ......

I take my son to feed the ducks. He ran after the duck while scattering bread crumbs, and I ran after him with his apple (he didn't like it, so I had to take a few bites when he was distracted). He kept running, and I kept calling him, "Come and eat an apple and chase the duck!" " ! After repeating this sentence, I finally shouted, "Come and have a bite of the duck." Then I skillfully braked the car.

3. Supreme Treasure Famous Words

Supreme treasure: There was a fresh moon cake in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. When it expired, I regretted it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If someone gives me another moon cake on Mid-Autumn Festival, I will say three words to the cake giver-"Thank you". If I have to add an expectation to this moon cake, I hope it is lotus seed paste.

Our company only sells moon cakes.

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and male and female colleagues invite each other to drive out for an outing. When they drove to a quiet place, they hugged each other and kissed madly. Suddenly, a policeman knocked on the window and asked, Is this car yours? A: Unit.

One more question: Is she your wife? A: It's also from the company.

Hearing this, the policeman thought to himself, "What unit has such a good welfare?" ? Our unit only knows how to distribute moon cakes.

5. Letters celebrate Mid-Autumn Festival

Twenty-four letters were also for the Mid-Autumn Festival to get together and start arguing about who looks like a moon cake.

O: I look like a moon cake the most.

C: Me, too. I just got bitten.

D: Me, too. I just got cut.

Q: I am also a moon cake. Um ... just a little stuffing.

6. Tofu moon cakes

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, a couple enjoyed the moon while eating moon cakes on the balcony.

The girl bowed to the moon, sat down and took a bite of the moon cake and said; "I hope that people will live for a long time and have a good scenery for thousands of miles."

The girl's bow brightened the boy's eyes, so she took a bite of the moon cake and said, "Look up at Chang 'e and bow down to eat tofu. "

The girl asked incredulously; "How to eat tofu or moon cakes?"

The boy snickered; "I ate tofu moon cakes."

The girl grabbed the moon cake from the boy: "Let me try it, I haven't eaten tofu moon cake yet."