Humorous joke: Teacher, I don’t have any paper, can you give me some paper?

The whole class danced together. It was really diverse and varied, stretching and twisting. The boy tried his best to imitate the movements of the classmates in front of him, only focusing on the beginning and ending movements, ignoring the middle ones. It makes people want to go crazy!!!

There is a teacher in our second year of high school who is very small and looks like a student. One day, he was smoking in the corridor. The principal found out that he was very angry. He went over and kicked him and asked: "Which class are you in?" The teacher (grievingly) said: "In class 350." The principal: "Who is the class teacher?" Him: "Me." Principal: "..."

My colleague is more than 5 months pregnant. Yesterday when we were chatting, I said, "Look at how beautiful foreign children are with blond hair and blue eyes. It would be great if I had one too!" I glanced at her and said, "Don't kid me. If you give birth to a blond girl with blue eyes, your husband will definitely beat her." You have to die!"

My colleague's nephew is very arrogant and arrogant. Every time I talk to him, he seems to understand everything. On the eve of the college entrance examination, he went out late every night. When his colleagues complained about him, he said, "You have never passed the college entrance examination, so what do you know? I can just do those questions and get a heavy exam. It won't be a problem!" His colleagues didn't dare to criticize him anymore. When the college entrance examination results came out, I didn’t even pass the second line. Now I am much more polite when meeting people, and I am obedient to my colleagues. . .

While chatting in the laboratory, one girl said: "I really want to marry a rich husband." Another said: "Me too." Then I curiously interjected: "What do you want to do when you get rich? "I thought they would talk about going shopping for beauty treatments and buying jewelry. Unexpectedly, the two girls' eyes lit up and they started discussing excitedly: "When you have money, you can do research freely!" "Yes, let your husband buy any reagents you want. "

I am a teacher. I was going to the toilet that day. A student ran over and said, "Teacher, I don't have any paper. Can you give me some paper?" In line with the moral quality of a teacher. , I gave her my paper and asked him to go to the office to get it again for me. It's been a long time since class started and he hasn't come yet...