Funny copywriting that challenges your sense of humor

1. What is maturity? Your mother didn’t rush you, so you just put on your long johns! What is youth? Your mother is urging you, but you still don’t wear long johns!

2. From the initial fortune of 3,000 to the current several million, I don’t want to show off, I just want to tell everyone: Happy Landlords mainly depends on luck.

3. Someone just said to me, "You will become the richest man in the world." It felt like my life had been spoiled, and it was annoying to death.

4. After becoming mothers, many women suddenly understand what "father's love is like a mountain"! Mountains usually just stay there and do nothing. They are beaten and beaten all the time.

5. When I saw my boss fell asleep in the rocking chair, the boss’s wife beat his legs. I felt so loved instantly. I couldn’t bear to disturb them, so I gently took two cans of Wangzai and left.

6. My son was brought back by the property management staff. The property management staff said: "Your son is so naughty. He actually changed the bulletin board and seriously hindered our work." I scolded my son: "You What was changed at random? "The property manager said: "The notice on the bulletin board was a snow clearing notice, but he changed it to a mine clearing notice."

7. A beauty is angry for the sake of money. A beauty smiles for money!

8. Ever since I saw your household registration photo, I realized how easy it is to give up someone you like.

9. One day in class, a girl asked for leave from the teacher and left, and a friend followed her for no reason. Everyone was surprised. After I came back at noon, I saw his QQ status changed to: "It's so embarrassing today. I was drowsy during class, and suddenly I saw a classmate taking his bag and leaving. I thought get out of class was over, so I took my bag and left."

10. League of Legends has broken up many couples, while Meitu Xiuxiu has created many online relationships.

11. Every day, you are in a state of having a lot of heart but not enough sleep, having a lot of heart but not enough IQ, having a lot of heart but not enough balance.

12. If your mother and I fell into the water at the same time, you would... "I will give you points based on the difficulty of your actions before entering the water and the size of the splash after entering the water."

13. Don’t be anxious about things that cannot be solved today. Because it may still not be solved tomorrow.

14. According to research, 90% of boys cannot find out why their girlfriends are angry, and the remaining 10% cannot even tell whether they are angry or not!

15. Bought a bottle of iced black tea, and then won 6 bottles in a row. Do you think this is a good thing? What do you want me to do with 6 bottles of iced black tea without caps!

15. My mother looked at the beautiful daughter of a relative and said to me: Her face looks like someone who has been sitting on it. Your face looks like someone who has been sitting on it!

17. Some people like to post trivial things on their WeChat Moments. They even have to post photos that they took half an hour to edit. The most important thing is that they actually think they look like that!

Eighteen. I remember that I used to have my underwear pulled up by the boys behind me at school. At that time, I didn’t dare to resist, nor did I dare to tell the teacher or my parents. After all, I was the only boy in the class who wore this thing.

19. The scariest thing about buying something is: you cautiously negotiate a price, and the boss hesitates for a moment and agrees instantly! 2Go on a blind date tomorrow. Who knows a plastic surgeon? I don’t have high requirements, as long as it looks like my photo!

Twenty-one. Life will make you miserable for a while, and after you adapt, it will make you miserable for the rest of your life.

Twenty-two. When you meet someone you like, pursue it bravely, so that you can know that there is far more than one person who will reject you.

Twenty-three. I am only in my twenties. Love can arrive later, but express delivery and takeout cannot arrive even a little later.

Twenty-four. We promised to grow old together, but you secretly baked it.