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The first line of the rap dialect hot pot cover is where there is oppression, there is resistance.

Wherever there is oppression, there is resistance.

On a night when we couldn’t see our fingers,

We finally escaped from the feudal prison.

Escape by breaking the window, Xiaobai Xiaobai Xiaobai

♂Yangzhou Crazy Women’s Hospital♀

Participant: 髑武メ无toxic, pampered and coquettish

Pink Dudu meets the romantic cherry blossoms

(Where can we go to play today?)

(Go~Go~)(Where? Where? ?)

(Feel free to contact me~)

On Saturday, we are the big living treasures

As long as there is a place to play, we will run around

p>

It would be great for these women to meet together

If you can hold on, you are really a good old man

Chen has a big mouth and a little dd... a dark face< /p>

Small hands and legs, small body but a big mouth

Anyone who sees her has to call her sister (Sister Ming)

(Don’t waste words, don’t waste words. ~She is a lady now)

(Hey~my mother~)

The little monkey seems to have gained weight

What kind of weight loss pills should I take? I really lost weight

He came to me that day

(Hey... you know? Li Yuchun is hanging out with Jay Chou now.)

(Fart, fart, how is that possible? I heard she is gay~)

(Chewing area~)

(Coax you, really~ There are reports on the Internet Oh, you don’t know?)

Hey... the society is like this now, men and women are indistinguishable

Transgender humans are the judges, beauties are jumping off the building and walking here

Super Girl sang for a long time and finally chose a shemale

Is the pretty girl dead? Does the handsome guy have no goals?

I want to protest for all the beauties in China~~

(Hey... the defeat is six b. Can you leave?)

Where did you say this? (Touch Queen x~ come here)

< p>That’s right, this guy has big breasts and a pretty butt

The handsome guys change every day, and they all go around her

(Hey~ I won’t say it, I’ll be in tears if I say too much Oh~)

As long as you take a picture of your head and eyes like eggs

A joke you told yesterday really made us laugh to death

(Tell You guys, I saw a woman in the toilet yesterday.

Dancing with a mop, and said to the mirror:

See you in the palace toilet at ten o'clock tomorrow night ~Huh!)

I said to her affectionately: Erb danger

God is really fucking kidding and there is a big shift in the world

Next to the handsome guy Standing next to a beautiful dinosaur and a bald donkey

(It’s not fair, the handsome guy’s eyes are blind and painful)

What a big deal is it for Manager Zhao to say something? Arrange it~

Be good Dragon's Cave, Nine Vegetables and Wonderful Green Onions

I haven't seen Manager Zhao for a few days (he's so weird~~)

But I promised you that you will be the first one to rush forward< /p>

Fortunately, you have a fierce husband nicknamed Mao Zedong’s brother

(Haha...how do you say Mao Zedong (hair always grows)

(Say us You have to do this, don’t talk about yourself)

I’m not a good person if you don’t talk about me

If you are fierce, I will beat you little sister, if you are good, I will charm you like a flower. Crazy

(I think you should stay away from death~)

Let’s talk about your little idiot (come and let~come~)

Telephone... ..

(Hey~ Oh okay, we are waiting for you..88.. Done~)

The situation for us is that she is the most popular

< p>The handsome guy came in less than three minutes after the phone call

Put on a small skirt and put on make-up

The little smoke started to burn and the little pony started to float

Life is like this, so why should we be so serious?

Aren’t you tired of falling in love and falling in love? How can a rooster lay eggs

Lai Changqing doesn’t come home. Serious warning to the poster. What a scam

Men can still be superwomen, women can still be emperors

How can the world be so fair?

No matter how sad you are, can’t you get over it?

Don’t be so angry

Don’t think too hard when you are angry

You can get rid of a useless man

You can tell a clingy woman to get lost

What is love at first sight and love on the Internet? Deep, single-minded and whole-hearted are all fucking deceptive

Have you ever studied Marxist philosophy? Things must not stay still

Let us all move and don’t let others push and sway

(I want to be the master~)

You’re so scared to death when you’re so cold and hot and so timid

Scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch? Are you still not convinced?

Going out to challenge each other? Which one is afraid of which one?

(The car comes and leaves, it’s a shame~)

(No, no, I want to Go wash your hair first, otherwise you won’t be able to shake it off.)

(You wash it, blow it, and come to us when you’re done.)

(Go away... sit inside. Squeeze and sprinkle it)

(Where is your soul in squeezing? Your hair...)

(There are so many people, why don’t you squeeze in? You don’t want to squeeze in and ride on the tractor...)

(nnd)

(Don’t shout, don’t shout. Be good...)

(Haha...)