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A Complete Collection of Classic Lines of Cantonese Opera "Seventy-two Tenants"

Seventy-two Tenants During the period of the Republic of China in the 194s, there were 72 tenants living in Taiping Street, Xiguan, Guangzhou, Guangdong Province. Although they lived in poverty, their lives added a bright color due to the outpouring of neighborhood friendship. In the compound, there are overbearing and evil Prince Bing, fiery and cruel eight aunts, A Xiang, who is budding in love but timid and full of childishness, Liu Dingjian, who is cunning, lazy and selfish, Chicken Gongfu, who is optimistic, open-minded and witty, brave, naive and lovely, Han Shinai, who works hard to make money in romantic places, Jin Yisheng, who sacrifices himself to save others, Western Cai, who is greedy and stingy, and Uncle Rui, who is honest and brave. The war between the landlord and the tenant continued, which led to a big conflict. In the end, the tenants defeated them with perseverance, fearless wisdom, strong will and teamwork spirit of Qi Xin. Although they lived in a period of frequent wars and social unrest, they were not intimidated by fate, and even corrupt officials and tyrants could be defeated. In this TV series, not only the neighbors' friendship of being happy and caring for each other, the spirit of fighting against the dark forces and promoting the social justice atmosphere of the Republic of China, but also the anecdotes and strange things that happened in the police station, the disputes between the military and police, the joys and sorrows of the neighbors, the ups and downs, and so on. It is precisely because of the humorous plot and vivid characters that the drama has won the audience's love, and its ratings have been rising steadily, and it has won numerous awards. It has broken through the thousand episodes mark, covering the whole Guangdong region, over tens of thousands of people, and the audience has covered the provinces, Hong Kong and Macao.

1. Woman: No, Zhen? Son? Dan!

2. Shi Jian: Who says I don't? People all over the street say that I sing like Jacky Cheung, playing a disc!

3. Kenzai: Then I see. I want ten!

4. Ha Gong: You are an animal!

5. Real estate agent: The new Xiyangcai Street needs a new concept. My idea is that the tradition should be continued and the viewpoint should be updated!

6. Kenzai: Dad, stop pretending to be Jacky Cheung. It's nothing like it!

7. Vincent: Yes! I am a bird, nothing more than a good bird. As the saying goes, good birds choose wood to live in!

8. Taro: I know that being a director is your desire. If you are blind, it seems that there is no hope. However, from today on, I will be your eye, you will audition and I will help you screen. When you are filming, I will help you watch the camera; You throw garbage, I help you open the door; You eat, I help you wipe your mouth; In the future, when we have a baby, I will help you bring him up and watch him put on his shoes. I will hold him forever and never give up when I die! With me, I have you!

 9、? Shi Jian: Hey, you bastard, how dare you come?

 ? Taro: I'm here to see your daughter.

 ? Shi Jian: Believe it or not, I call the police, and you kidnap underage girls!

 ? Kenzai: Dad, my sister is an adult.

 ? Shi Jian: Kidnapping an adult? Female, you hurry up and disappear in my sight, otherwise? I let the dog bite you.

1. Shi Jian: I don't know English, but I'm still touching. I'm uncivilized. I should pay attention to you!

11. Shi Jian: Wrong! That's called a remake! It is necessary to pay the copyright fee!

12. Woman: I'm not in a good mood. If you kiss me, I'll hit you. I'll feel better if I communicate in equal value!

 13、? Ha Gong: Don't look for it. The great eunuch Li Lianying took the secret recipe from the Forbidden City and passed it on to his great-grandson Jet Li after his death. Jet Li was my best friend, so he gave it to me.

 ? Shi Jian: Jet Li is the great-grandson of Li Lianying? Li Lianying is a eunuch. Have you ever read a book?

 ? Ha Gong: Great-great-grandson

14. Shanghai woman: Damn Xipi! It's so unfortunate early in the morning!

15. Liang Xiaotang: Who is your master? Ip man?

16. Kenzai: Because you are really playing a disc!

17. Kenzai: What plagiarism? Everyone sells telephones. How can you say that infernal affairs is a copy of infernal affairs?

18. Liang Xiaotang: People are called by their first names. My name is Brother Xiao Tang, brother of your big brother!