Funny jokes that will make you laugh out loud

Humorous jokes that will make you laugh out loud

1.

Da Zhuang went to his father-in-law’s house for the first time carrying large and small bags. The mother-in-law was naturally happy to recognize her as a relative. She couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear.

Unexpectedly, when the father-in-law saw the wine that Da Zhuang was carrying, he said unhappily: "This guy is not kind!"

The mother-in-law asked in confusion: "What?"

The father-in-law muttered in a low voice: "Everyone calls me my nickname, Laojiang Donkey." Look at the wine this guy bought me - "Suffocate the Donkey!" What is he trying to do? ?

The old lady suddenly laughed.

2.

Male: Dear, please cooperate.

Female: I’m afraid?

Male: It’ll be fine in a while, what are you afraid of?

Female: Will it bleed?

Male : Dear, don’t be afraid. You listen to my command and straighten your legs.

Female: You have to be careful!

Male: Close your eyes, I’m about to start!

Female: Oh my god, It’s really bleeding!

Male: I told you to close your eyes and you didn’t listen.

Female: If it bleeds, it will hurt!

Male: Damn, you are such a stupid wife, why are you so embarrassed when I ask you to help me kill a chicken!

　3.

Erhan was beaten on the head and face by his wife Erya.

Erhan endured silently, not daring to resist at all.

After the beating, Erya asked: "Do you still want to go to my parents to sue me for beating you?"

?Ah? No, how dare I. ? Erhan shouted.

?Hmph, you don’t want to sue me, why do you need to leave evidence?

?Where did I leave evidence? Erhan asked in a low voice.

? No evidence was left, what the hell is that big bump on your head for?

Ernie. . .

4.

Female: You’re such a loser, how dare you come to pick me up?

Male: Haha, you’re really a picky person. People look down on me!

Female: Do you have any other abilities?

Male: Nonsense, five years ago, I could take a special car, and it was arranged by the state Bodyguard!

Female: You are bragging!

Male: I won’t lie to you! I still remember the Arabic numerals written on the special car very clearly.

Female: What is the word?

Male: 110

5.

A: Doctor, I would like a comprehensive physical examination. How much does it cost? ?

B: At least 1,200 yuan.

A: It’s too expensive! Can we get a discount?

B: Do you want to spend less and get a physical examination?

A: Yes.

B: There is a free physical examination project, which is also a comprehensive physical examination. Are you willing to participate?

A: Yes! What project is it?

B: It is an autopsy. . ;