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Whoever tells the funniest joke gives more points.

The three masters of Modu took the subway together. When they reached the exit gate, Liu Xiang said, I can get there without passing the ticket inspection. Say that finish, the hurdles passed. Yao Ming said: I don't need to check the tickets either. Say that finish, leg lifts across the past. Jing M.Guo said, I don't need it either. Say that finish, walked past. . .

I've always wondered why the Monkey King can make a scene in the Heavenly Palace, but he can't beat the monsters on the road, and still ask Guanyin to help the old gentleman. Recently, I want to understand: all the people I met when I made a scene in Heaven were working for the Jade Emperor, who worked hard but didn't work hard; All the people I met halfway started their own businesses, and they were more desperate!

I called my parents last night and said that I would bring my beautiful girlfriend home to show them to the two old people today. As a result, my girlfriend suddenly went on a business trip this morning and went out of the province. I had to go home alone with my bag, so I met my cousin on the way, so I went back to my house for dinner with her. Just entering the door, the old man flew over with a cup and shouted, "You beast!" " Dad, let me explain. . . . (Xiao Bian: There is a grumpy old man who can't afford it. . . T_T)

A tourist bus is driving on a rugged mountain road, and it is getting dark gradually. The man in the car woke up from his sleep. Suddenly, he found that all the tourists were gone, even the driver was gone, but the car was driving slowly along the mountain road! The man trembled and shouted, "There is a ghost! There are ghosts! " "Your head," a voice came from outside the window. "The car broke down, so we pushed it below, and you were the only one sleeping! "

The son said to his father," Dad, there is a band in our school, and I want to join it. The school also said that I should bring my own musical instruments. " The father stared at his son for a long time, handed a chopstick and said, "son, our family is poor, can you try to be a conductor?"

cats and pigs are good friends. One day, the cat fell into the hole, and the pig brought the rope. The cat told the pig to throw the rope down, and as a result, it threw the whole bundle down. The cat was very depressed and said, "How can I be pulled up if I throw it down like this?" The pig said, "What else can we do?" The cat said, "You should hold a rope!" " As a result, the pig jumped down and took the other rope and said, "Now!" " The cat cried ... 1. There was a teacher whose cell phone suddenly rang at two o'clock in the evening. It was a strange number. Then the other person said, "Are you asleep? "The teacher asked in a daze," Why are you calling so late? Who are you? "The other person sneered:" You slept comfortably, and I was still doing my homework! "Then hang up.

2. Two girls in the office quarreled. The manager couldn't bear it: "What a shame! What is it? Make it clear to me! "When the two beautiful women heard it, they scrambled to hold their own words and quarreled." Enough! "The manager shouted," The fat one speaks first! "Suddenly, the world was quiet.

3. "I haven't reviewed at all. "-8 points

" I just started reviewing yesterday. "-82 points

" Ma Dezhen is not easy to do. "-85 points

" I almost didn't finish it. "-9 points

" The last one was almost done. "-95 points

next to what words don't say smile apologetically. -98 points

"It's stable this time." -59 minutes 1. There was a teacher whose mobile phone suddenly rang at two o'clock in the evening, which was a strange number. Then the other person said, "Are you asleep? "The teacher asked in a daze," Why are you calling so late? Who are you? "The other person sneered:" You slept comfortably, and I was still doing my homework! "Then hang up.