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A tall boy and a girl meet for the first time. The girl was overjoyed to see the boy grow taller and asked the boy? How tall are you? The boy smiled. The girl blushed when she knew that she had asked the wrong question. Busy changing your mouth? I mean, how long have you been? Boys faint ~ ~

Ann, 20 years old, keeps a duckling, talks to it every day and takes it downstairs for a walk on Sunday. Before going out, mother told Ann: Be safe. ? An An said seriously:? Don't worry, mom. I have told it that the security is not good now and you can't talk to strange ducks. ?

? Dear, what basis do you have to say that our children will become politicians' wives in the future? He talks nonsense, and in this respect, he is superior to many children! ?

A: Young and beautiful women, if they go to obstetrics and gynecology, is it better to see a male doctor or a female doctor? B: Male doctor. A: What's the reason? B: He will be careful of all parts of his body. Look, he won't act rashly.

The coach comforted his lost boxer and said, it doesn't matter. In the third game, you scared him to death, too. ? He's afraid of me, too. Yes, he thought he killed you. ?

In the hotel restaurant, the customer said to the waiter: How often do you change the tablecloth in your restaurant? Unfortunately, I can't tell you, because I have only worked here for three months. ?

The girl serving food served several courses in succession, and one of them said, Miss, why do you patronize serving food? Why don't you sign up? The girl blushed and said, hey, what's the name of the dish? My name is Ernie. ?

A little girl saw that the boy had one more thing than herself and asked, what is it? I was told it was the small intestine. When the girl returned to her mother's house after marriage, her sister-in-law asked her how her husband's family was. She said that her mother-in-law was stingy and her family was poor. Sister-in-law said, then what happened to you and him? She said, if I hadn't looked at his small intestine, I would have stopped talking to them!

I took my son to the store to buy food. My son hesitated, so I was a little anxious. I told my son that a man should do things simply and think about what his father usually does. Without hesitation, the son shouted:? Have a bottle of Erguotou! ? Excerpt from youxi.com

Jade Mother: Jade Emperor! Now there are rumors outside that there are many things between you and Chang 'e, saying that Chang 'e's body hair is coquettish to seduce you. Jade Emperor: You fucking fart! Chang 'e is an authentic white tiger.

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