Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Chapter ninety-three

Chapter ninety-three

There was a lot of traffic on the road. It happened that Jiang took a sip of juice, and then he looked up and saw Saiwen running across the street from Yu Guangli. He got up quickly to stop him. Just then a Volkswagen car came from far and near, and when Jiang just reacted, He Zhishu had already jumped on the child!

It's like a tall building in my head collapsed and I can't care about anything. I shouted "Look out!" I flew over!

Just less than one meter away from Severn, the car suddenly stopped. Severn was scared, too. He had never seen such an appearance, sitting directly on the road, his legs were sore.

"Wenwen, Wenwen, what's wrong with you!" What township pale, ran to his side directly knelt down and checked back and forth. It took Saiwen a long time to recover from his loss and said, "I'm fine!" " "

Jiang was afraid and angry, and ran to find He Zhishu and Sai Wen. Seeing that they had nothing to do, he only felt his heart return to his chest.

At this time, a young woman with heavy makeup came out of the cab. She stood at the door of the car and sneered contemptuously: "Watch your children, don't run around on the road, who will be responsible if something happens!"

Jiang suddenly kicked her headlights hard, pointed his finger at the woman's nose and said, "What's good about my son? I want you to pay for it!" " At this time, the woman's face changed a little. Seeing that he was not easy to mess with, Jiang said slowly, "You! You! You! What do you want? Can Qingtian lie to me in broad daylight? "

He Zhishu has picked up Sai Wen and walked towards the opposite side. Jiang coldly said to the woman, "get out! Get out! " Then I followed He Zhishu and followed him.

The woman quickly got into the car, started the car and left the long way!

Severn hasn't recovered from the shock. He Zhishu gently coaxed Sai Wen: "Don't be afraid of Wen Wen, it's okay." Then, he slowly picked up the lame child.

Jiang looked at any township party and headed for the hotel with her child in her arms. He ran after him and said coldly, "I'll come!" " Holding the child in his arms from He Zhishu: "Go back!"

I haven't hugged Sai Wen for several years, and the shock just now has passed, but the cold expression on Jiang's face made Sai Wen sweat.

When Jiang was on the elevator to the hotel with his child in his arms, in the closed space, Severn's tight string loosened and he began to sob. He wept bitterly. But Jiang looked indifferent as if he didn't see it.

On entering the room, He Zhishu put Saiwen down. He went to the bed and sat down, just taking a long breath.

"Come here, don't cry!" Jiang waved to Saiwen. Saiwen came over slowly while crying and looked into Jiang's eyes: "Dad!" " Jiang took the paper towel and wiped the tears on his face. He took the child to the bed and sat down, saying, "Show me, where does it hurt?" Severn shook his head.

"Stop crying!" Sai Wen is still crying. ...

"This just know fear?" Severn didn't speak, but he still cried.

Jiang leaned against the big bed in the hotel, while Saiwen sat on the bed and was still crying. Crying more and more fiercely.

With a slight turn of the door handle, He Zhishu entered the room from the outside and saw the big one lying on the bed, burying his face in one arm, and the little one sitting next to the big one crying.

He Zhishu walked over, touched the child's head and said softly, "It's okay, don't cry!" "

Sai Wen is still crying (? ; ︵; `)………

Just experienced such a thrilling scene, He Zhishu is also tired. He sat on the edge of the bed with his upper body lying on the bed. The child was caught between two adults and cried. ; ︵; `) I can't be myself.

Jiang didn't move, put his arm on his forehead and said, "What township, you are in your thirties. When will you mature? "

He Zhishu cocked his head and looked at Jiang from the side: "Sorry, I was not careful today."

Jiang let out a scream from his nostrils and said, "Are you more than careless? You will do it again next time. You never thought about me. "

Jiang's words puzzled He Zhishu, thinking: Are you really so angry with me?

He Zhishu said: "It won't happen again. I will protect Wen Wen. You two are the most important people to me. "

Jiang took his hand away from his eyes, turned his head and stared at it. He said, "Then you are really selfless. Have you considered my feelings when you jumped in front of the car today? "

What township party suddenly seems to understand something. He said to Jiang, "Brother Jiang, calm down. Wait until you calm down, not in front of the children. "

Jiang said to him, "Why do you think Saiwen is more important than yourself? Where do you put yourself? Where did you put me? "

At this moment, Severn turned to look at Jiang in tears. Jiang propped up his upper body and stared at this township party. His eyes were sour and angry. He looked at Saiwen, then at Jiang. With Severn's sensitivity and cleverness, he must think of something. What township party had to do it. He put his arm around Severn's shoulder and said to him, "Don't cry, son. I'll take you to wash your face and get some sleep. "

He Zhishu took Sai Wen to wash his face, and then took him to the next bedroom to sleep with the children. He remained silent until Severn fell asleep. He Zhishu felt particularly guilty. When the child fell asleep, he touched Severn's forehead with his lips and went to the master bedroom. Jiang only took off his shoes and fell asleep lying on the bed at will.

He Zhishu stuffed the pillow under Jiang's head. After Jiang opened his eyes, he looked at the township party secretary and closed his eyes again. Secretary He said to him, "Brother Jiang, move over first and I'll cover you with a quilt! If you don't catch a cold, you will catch a cold. "

Jiang turned over, facing away from the township party, and continued to close his eyes. What township party shook his head and reluctantly took out the quilt to cover the river. He was very tired after serving the youngest child, not psychologically, but physically.

What township also got into the quilt and stared at the back of Jiang's head. He put an arm around Jiang's waist and said, "Under no circumstances should you say anything that hurts the child in front of him!" "

Jiang turned around, lying flat, turned to look at He Zhishu's face, but He Zhishu closed his eyes: "You are tired, just sleep, sleep!"

Jiang was actually scared just now. When he saw He Zhishu pouncing on the front of the car, he felt for a moment that he was really out of the physical experience. Out of the instinct of self-protection, his first reaction was: He Zhishu will live anyway. Yes, he acquiesced that the congratulatory letter was more important to him than his son.

So in the heart of He Zhishu?

Fortunately, it was just a false alarm.

When He Zhishu woke up, it was completely dark. He touched his mobile phone and saw that it was 7 pm. He felt his stomach before he felt hungry.

He sat up and rubbed the nearby food, and ordered all the high-rated foods nearby in one breath. Jiang turned around, put his arm around He Zhishu's waist and said, "What time is it?" He Zhishu said, "It's already 7 o'clock. Are you hungry? " Jiang seemed to feel it carefully before saying, "Well, I'm so hungry. I just had some breakfast one day!" " "When I think of today's event, it's really a disaster.

He Zhishu took off his arm and said, "I ordered takeout. When I arrive later, I will wake Wen Wen. I haven't eaten all day. "

He Township Party Secretary stepped aside, turned on the light, and the child sat up by himself. When he saw He Zhishu come in, he just opened his eyes and said nothing.

He Zhishu sat over and touched the child's head and said, "Are you hungry?" Severn lowered his head as if he didn't hear. He Zhishu hugged Saiwen and patted him on the back, as if talking to himself: "It's time to get well. I haven't eaten all day. Are you hungry? " I ordered takeout, all according to your taste. You can eat more when you arrive later! "

Sai Wen buried his head in He Zhishu's chest, and his voice was full of sobs: "Why don't you scold me?"

He Zhishu was stunned: "Silly son, why should I scold you?"

Sai Wen called softly, "Dad!" Then he began to cry softly. Jiang also pushed the door and came in: "What is this? I have been crying all day, and there are still tears? "

He Zhishu shook Saiwen's shoulder: "Stop crying, cry, your father will laugh at you!" " "

Sai Wen raised his head and looked at Jiang with red eyes: "Dad, I was wrong!" " "

Ginger gently pinched his neck and said, "huh? Where are you wrong? "

Sai Wen said, "I shouldn't run around on the road!" " "

Jiang sat down and said, "How many times have your father and I told you to obey the traffic rules? How many times have I told you to look left and right when crossing the street? How did you forget such an important thing at a critical moment? "

Sai Wen's eyes were red and watery, and Jiang didn't speak. He Zhishu said: "It's not just the child's fault. This is my fault. We are obviously together. I didn't expect that. I am so careless! "

Jiang said to him, "well, you collectively admit your mistakes, as if I were squeezing you." You will have a long memory in the future. It's no use just admitting mistakes, okay? "

He Zhishu and Sai Wen nodded together like garlic.

Jiang smiled: "I didn't eat all day because of that stupid thing in the afternoon. Are you hungry? "

Sai Wen said, "I'm hungry, my stomach just growled!" " "

He Zhishu echoed: "I am hungry, too!"

Jiang said to him, "Then come out and wash your face quickly. It is estimated that the meal will be delivered! "

………

After three people had a hearty meal, the tableware on the table was not cleaned up. Jiang found a comedy movie on the hotel TV. He and Severn sat on the bed and began to watch. He Zhishu took out his mobile phone to see the progress of the work, and then handled some tasks. Jiang said, "I finally got out. I stopped playing with my mobile phone. Come and watch a movie together!" He Zhishu looked at Saiwen sitting in Jiang's arms, staring at the TV one big and one small, and smiled: "You watch first, I'll clear the table!" Jiang said, "Don't, don't, don't leave it, wait for me to clean up, wait for me to clean up!" " "

He Zhishu said, "Forget it. When you're finished packing, you may not even know what year and month it is!" "