Joking with friends, funny words?

What funny words can you joke with your friends? Please enjoy everything I have brought you.

1* * I heard that you are pregnant. Congratulations on finall

What funny words can you joke with your friends? Please enjoy everything I have brought you.

1* * I heard that you are pregnant. Congratulations on finally ending your "single life".

2***, some people can afford five generations of apples, and some people can't even afford five bags of apples!

3*** Your face is so thick that your beard, eyebrows and fur can't grow!

I smelled a strong Chanel smell, but I was also choked by that strangeness. Maybe, I don't know how I felt at that time. It's not so beautiful, insecure, and has no sense of belonging. What about the freedom I want? I haven't fully experienced it.

5*** I am very grateful to those who patiently answered me, my sister on the bus and that uncle. I don't know if they are locals, but we met a traffic police assistant, a big sister with gray hair. She is a native of Shanghai, very kind, not as exclusive as some people say. In fact, nothing is absolute

6*** The British girl slipped by herself, shoveled the Italians and dragged the Korean talents away, trying to ensure that Li Jianrou won the championship. It's more interesting to hand over the gold medal than American Emmons missed the last shot. Not only did he miss the target himself, but he also killed all the other players.

Chinese civilization has a long history, so many places have changed their names in the long history. I have to say, some places are really cheating! Zhumadian was once called Runan, Zaozhuang was once called Lanling, and Hefei was originally called Luzhou! Ah ah, some place names have changed, which is simply unbearable!

One day, my boyfriend and I went shopping. I bought a cactus and put it in a black bag. Then I went to a fruit shop to buy fruit. The boss thought I stole his fruit, so he quietly pinched a black bag on my back and only heard a scream.

My son flew out of the classroom when he met him at school yesterday. "Why is it so fast today?" The son gasped and said, "Don't ask, let's go!" He looked blank and asked, "What are you in such a hurry for?" What happened? When his son pulled out the car, he whispered, "No, let's go." . "The teacher forgot to leave homework today, and it will be too late for him to remember.

10*** A boy asked the girl he had long admired: What are your criteria for choosing a boyfriend? The little girl replied shyly: there is no standard, just hit it off! The little boy was stunned! After a while, I got up the courage and continued to ask: Do I have to have a round head? Can it be flat?

11* * Saturday, one day stolen; Sunday is endless, and it is a week. Forever, the body can be collected ...

12*** Celebrity said:+= Everyone was shocked and said so philosophically! Ordinary people say:+= Everyone scolds you and calls you * * *!

If the price of 13*** continues to rise like this, it will be more economical and convenient to bring some paper to the toilet in the future.

14*** people are like grains of sand, buried in each other, and finally come out, it becomes a mess!

15*** Will people feel sad when they walk in the fragrance of tea? Not sad! What's really sad is that people cheated my teacup away when they left.

16*** The road to success is straight and wide! However, I still keep turning! In the end, it was just a turn!

17*** Three tragedies of dinner: the person you want to invite didn't come, and the person who came has nothing to do with you, leaving you awake when you check out.

A successful man earns more money than his wife spends. A successful woman is looking for such a man.

19*** Only the closest people will hurt you publicly, and at the same time, when you are in the most dangerous situation, I will get you ashore-please cherish your best friend-good friend, for life!

Be careful when dealing with people, but don't be "narrow-minded"!

21* * When I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side ... it's bad luck to be with you.

Although new mistresses are interesting, old friends are better.

23*** elder brother kept the body for many years, and finally ... last night became a year.

I don't count the stars after work every day, but sometimes I can watch the sunrise.

My life is decided by myself, not by God, who will destroy me.

After years of reunion, I became thinner and you became a beast.

27*** I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you walk by me, I will fall for you, even if I don't smash you, I will live in vain.

28*** A: I curse that your wife is not a virgin! B: I curse your wife for being a virgin forever.

29*** Life can make do, and life can be exquisite!

30*** money is a good medicine, which has a blatant effect.

31* * Every day I constantly rearrange a world record. How many days have I lived in this world?

32*** Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky, a crescent moon; Fifteen points.

33*** Do experiments on two bugs. The one in the whiskey died, which proves that there are no bugs in the stomach when drinking whiskey.

34*** It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner for my coffin, Gree's.

36*** If cutting my hair is cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

Selected1* * I know you know shit like a farmer's uncle.

I see you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

Man is iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in his bones.

I think the earth is dangerous, and I miss Mars.

There must be my wife in a threesome. Choose a beautiful one and take it away.

6*** Three points are doomed, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points are in the teacher's place.

7*** If one day men all over the world have their period, I will sell sanitary napkins.

My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except "Go away".

9*** Who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts, and now the screen is black.

10*** The water is very shallow, and there are big bosses everywhere, not social people, and the whole society is always in trouble.

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