Please tell me a joke about Xiao Ming killing Jay Chou.

One day, Xiao Ming was looking around in class. After class, in order to punish him, the teacher gave him a notebook and asked him to go out and copy things.

When I walked out of the classroom, I heard someone say: I killed someone.

Xiao Ming thought it was good and copied it.

While walking in the colorful forum, they saw Jay Chou coming to their school again, and someone kept shouting: Jay Chou! Jay Chou!

So Xiao Ming copied it.

When I walked to the playground, someone sang: Under a banyan tree on the roadside

So Xiao Ming started copying it.

Xiao Ming walked to the welfare club and heard someone say: Invincible Iron and Steel.

Xiao Ming thought it was good and copied it again

Finally.

After school, I heard an adult say to a child: Well, you were very good today and I will take you to McDonald's.

The child said: That is the place I want to go most.

Xiao Ming thought it was good and copied it down

So Xiao Ming returned to the classroom.

The teacher asked: What did you learn?

Xiao Ming said: I killed someone.

The teacher asked in surprise: Who did you kill?

Xiao Ming said: Jay Chou

The teacher asked: Where did you bury his body?

Xiao Ming said: Under a banyan tree on the roadside

The teacher said: Who do you think you are?

Xiao Ming said: Invincible Iron and Steel

The teacher said: You... If you are talking, I will send you to the police station!

Xiao Ming said: That is the place I want to go most