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What the experts said is funny and reasonable?

The most interesting thing experts say:

1. There are some sunbathing objects in the circle of friends, such as sunbathing babies, sunbathing beautiful scenery and sunbathing food, all of which are full of happiness. I can only bask in the sun, but I am also very happy!

2. Physiologically, the so-called naivety means that you can't hold back your urine and your words; The so-called immaturity means that you can only hold your urine and hold your words; The so-called maturity means that you can hold back your urine and your words; The so-called aging is that you can hold your breath, but you can't hold your urine. Dude, you're a mature man, and you keep yelling!

There are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.

4. People who think about losing weight every day just have a mouth to eat!

5, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age!

6. There are many ways to end a friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back. Look at the past, it's all goods, sister. Who do you want to live with?

7. I came secretly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

8. I took a photo of my primary school with my mobile phone and showed it to my grandmother.

9. Although nobody likes it, it is also very manly. Time flies, and I can stand loneliness.

10, iron pestle can be ground into needles, and wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.