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Are you disgusted by strangers on the street who try to persuade you to become a Christian?
I actually admire those people who recruit people to Christianity on the street. You must know that there is absolutely no commission for recruiting people to Christianity. They just rely on their enthusiasm and sincerity, and do not ask for anything in return. They only hope “God’s grace” can reach all people. Most of the people who are keen on doing this are eldest sisters and aunts. At least the many times I have met are eldest sisters and aunts, and none of them are eldest brothers or uncles.
One interesting time in Hefei, a friend and I finished shopping and found a cathedral opposite, so we strolled in to visit. There was no air conditioning inside on a hot day. There was an old lady and a group of old ladies doing something there. The old lady shouted something quickly and firmly like she used to shout slogans, and the other old ladies followed suit. In the local dialect, I couldn’t figure out the meaning even after listening to it for a few minutes. It probably meant that you just believe in God. The way they closed their eyes and gnashed their teeth was quite scary. I looked at them for a while and found nothing interesting, so I took my friend and left. When we walked a street and were about to enter a shopping mall, we discovered that two eldest sisters had been following us from the church. Only then did they stop us to talk. They talked about religious beliefs for a long time and asked us to attend their gatherings. , I thought about their terrifying looks just now, and quickly said, "We are all Buddhists." After hearing this, the two eldest sisters didn't say anything, turned around and left.
Generally speaking, "Believing in Buddhism" is a very effective means of polite rejection. Most Christian believers look down on people who believe in Buddhism. If you say that you believe in Buddhism, most of them will avoid you. Away from you. However, I met an intellectual elder sister in Shenzhen. Even though I said I was a Buddhist, she still wanted to save me and talked about Buddhist idol worship for a long time. I asked her, do your crucifixes and images of the Virgin Mary count as idolatry? The eldest sister was a little confused when she heard it. She calmed down and started explaining it to me. She probably meant seeing things and remembering people. Through these statues, she commemorated and commemorated the great achievements of Jesus Christ in atonement for mankind. I just laughed, this is obviously a double standard. I said if you can explain a question to me clearly, I will join the religion. The eldest sister was very excited and said that you can ask, whether it is scriptures or teachings.
I said: God created the world, humans and other animals, and then rested for seven days. He never created humans again, right? The eldest sister said, yes, yes. I said that’s good. In God’s time, there were only a few million people on the earth. Now there are six billion people. Where did those people come from? The eldest sister laughed and said, people created by God are multiplied, right? I said that according to you, only God can create man. Man cannot create man in any way. Even if he can give birth to man, he cannot give birth to human spirit. Spirit is breathed into man’s nostrils by God. God will create man in seven days. After resting, will the extra six billion people have no spirit? Are you and I both without spirit? The eldest sister was speechless. I continued to ask, Christianity does not believe in reincarnation, where do people go after death? The eldest sister immediately said that she existed in the form of a spirit and was waiting for the final judgment. I said that's good. From God to the present, there must be hundreds of billions of people who have lived and died. Are they all wandering in the world? Before the Doomsday Judgment, will all good and bad people wander endlessly in this world? It was evening. After hearing what I said, the eldest sister looked around nervously, folded her arms and rubbed them for a long time. She gave me a leaflet and said that there was an address on it. If you are interested, come and listen to the pastor's sermon, which should solve your problem. After saying that, he turned around and ran away, as if he was followed by a ghost.
I was extremely disgusted. I met her twice when I was in college. The first time I was embarrassed and listened to the aunt’s nagging for a long time. The second time she directly said that I was a member of the Communist Party, and she turned around and left.
Don’t be disgusted! Whoever pulls me into the religion, I will pull anyone out of the religion! There is an underground missionary place near my home. Although I don’t know their specific address, there are always people advising you this and that. My unified reply: If you say one more word, I will call the police! The opponent immediately dispersed and ran faster than a rabbit!
Let’s do the opposite and join our "Heaven and Earth Club".
We have a junior high school farmer here who has been single for many years. He found a widow and became my neighbor. There is a small church in our town that preaches sermons every week. They specialize in visiting the poor, asking about their suffering, and recruiting the poor into the church. Therefore, there is a local saying that the rich believe in Buddhism and the poor believe in the Lord. Of course, this farmer also believed in the Lord and often preached to me that the Lord would save people from suffering and that the Lord could cure all kinds of diseases. Of course, when he said something from heaven, we laughed it off.
Later, seeing that he was pious, the church trained him to be a pastor. He went to Wuxi to study for a few months. When he came back, he would hold a scripture every morning and read and recite it carefully like a primary school student. Then the church was demolished and moved two miles away to the north, and he lived in the church. I haven’t seen you for two years.
The year before last, I met his wife in a tertiary hospital in the city. She was a hospital sanitation worker. Ask him how he is? His wife burst into tears and said she had cancer and had been gone for more than a year. After saying this, it made people sigh, thinking that he had gone everywhere to recruit people to Christianity, swearing that the Lord could cure all diseases, but in the end, the Lord did not even cure the cancer of his most devout believer. Credit, or deception?
Disgusted. Usually when you walk on the street, someone will suddenly push you a leaflet or a pamphlet, and some people will leave immediately after stuffing it. Some of them will chirp around you, preaching various doctrines and rules to you, until you get rid of them without getting tired of them.
When I was a sophomore, I had a toothache. I went to a dental clinic outside the school. The doctor told me to observe it for a few days and get some anti-inflammatory drugs. If it's OK, it'll be fine. If it's not OK, you'll have to come and extract the tooth. After I walked out of the dentistry, there happened to be a small clinic to the west of it.
There was a person in front of me at that time. After he bought the medicine, I and the doctor were the only two left. After the doctor gave me the medicine, he probably saw that I was a young student, so he took my hand and asked me to sit down. Then he took out a Christian brochure and asked me if I was religious and how much I believed in God. After learning about it, he just held my hand and preached the gospel of God and all kinds of benefits.
At that time, I had a terrible toothache, and I didn’t listen to what he was saying. Later, he talked for a few minutes, and he probably couldn’t go on anymore, so he gave me a small fan, because it was Well, it’s summer, and it has some Christian propaganda printed on it. I left the clinic, found a trash can on the street and threw all these things away.
Although I am not opposed to religious freedom and other people’s religious beliefs, I hate these people who preach to me.
This person who is not afraid will be unlucky when he meets someone like me. Get to know him well
As long as he is not a cult organization, Buddhist, Taoist, Green Religion, Christian, talk casually about him first, if you can It would be better to memorize some scriptures and teachings, and then talk about the dark history they teach, find some faults, and despise him. It would be strange if he can continue to preach.
Very disgusting.
When I was working as a bus driver, I often met a few middle-aged and elderly women.
As soon as they get in the car, they usually start so-called "preaching" to promote their teachings.
After they finally finished speaking, they began to talk to the people around them and win them over.
I have been harassed by this group of aunts before.
When I took the bus that time, an aunt in her 60s got on. There were not many people at the time, but there were no seats left.
I gave her my seat. The result was good, the aunt grabbed me like a wild beast seeing a little fresh meat.
First I said thank you, and then asked me if I had faith.
I know something is wrong. This is because I have been entangled by "fanatic believers".
I just said that I am a staunch materialist fighter and a party member, and now I work at the police station.
The aunt was not afraid at all. Instead, she persuaded me even more fiercely, saying that the work at the police station was hard and dangerous, and you should believe it. The director of that institution is our church member. He will introduce you to him one day and let him promote you.
Well, this is an old fritter. I don’t want to talk nonsense, so I just want to walk away.
As a result, the aunt grabbed my clothes and refused to let me go. I, a strong man, struggled twice but didn't even get away.
Lin Daiyu really got in the car, sat down and was like Huang Feihong.
The aunt didn’t care if I ignored her or not. She kept talking about how powerful their gods were, how they created the world in seven days and so on. Believe in gods and you are blessed. Believe in gods. Getting promoted and making a fortune...
I was so annoyed that I retorted: Judas could betray Jesus for money. It shows that God is not as good as money. Auntie, you should believe in money instead of God. I know there are several supermarkets selling discounted eggs. Go and buy them.
This aunt is not an ordinary person. She is not tempted by discounted eggs. She even refutes me: Young man, God is testing the loyalty of believers. Judas eventually went to hell, but Jesus, under God's guidance, was resurrected three days later. Young man, your understanding of God is distorted. You should believe in God. God will forgive you, a sinner.
Now I really got angry and reprimanded loudly: Old lady, I am Chinese. Even if I want to believe it, I will believe in Taoism and I will not believe your nonsense.
The aunt said: God is doing power in China now...
I couldn't help it anymore: I'm sitting on a big head. Your god advocates not wearing clothes. If you can, take off your clothes and run around on the street, I will believe you.
She was stunned by what I said. I took the opportunity to break free from the clutches and ran away.
Since this experience, I rarely give up my seat to elderly women, for fear of being entangled by these preachers again.
Sometimes when I encounter someone, I just say, "I'll get off the car and get out of the way."
I won’t talk nonsense to them anymore.
Summary
To be honest, I have no objection to religion itself. It can become the world's largest religion, and countless scientists believe in it, so it must be attractive.
But when it entered China, the taste changed.
Especially the middle-aged and elderly women who believe in that religion have become the so-called spokesmen of God. They go to the streets every day to persuade people to believe in the religion, hoping to save the common people. Some even took out loudspeakers to promote loudly in public places. In order to make people believe in religion, they even dare to talk nonsense about anything and make up anything. And even if you want to leave, they will hold your hand and persuade you endlessly. It has simply become a cancer on society.
Dislike it, but don’t object to it. If you have time, just listen to him, and if you don’t have time, just leave. The key is that no one can convince me to believe in God or ghosts, let alone foreign devils. Jesus Christ and God are all a joke. It’s okay to have fun!
Christians have always been very proactive in recruiting people to preach, so the number of believers has continued to increase since the reform. This is really something to be wary of. Historically, Christianity was an accomplice of imperialism in invading our country. Now the US imperialists are doing everything they can to contain and suppress our country, and using religion to change our values ??has long been included in their plan. The way to solve this problem is very simple, which is to use the opportunity to promote atheism to them.
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