Contemporary poetry jokes

People don't need much, such as a glass of water, a loaf of bread and a sentence I love you!

However, if you can choose more, I want you to pour water and give bread.

"I love you" is what you said.

Love quotations 2

Heartbeat-the first time I saw you, my heart opened after I knew you.

The heartbeat-quickened by your presence-is all about you.

The mood-I am sad with you-is for your eyes.

My heart-full of memories of you and me-just wants to share it with you.

The heart-the heart purified by your innocence-actually smiled indifferently at you.

Make a wish-that is, wish you all the best-and think about your trend.

Sadness-the heartache when you leave quietly-is for your hasty arrival.

When you leave, the throb in your eyes is your persistence in waiting for me.

Heartfelt-a heartbreaking plea for you-just when you really forget me.

Heart.-I already gave it to you.

Love quotations 3

Women like men who feel safe;

Men are often attracted to insecure women.

Love quotations four

Don't blame yourself for being irrational in love,

No one in love is awake.

Five quotations from love

Fate wants us to be together and let us be happy together. Happiness makes us forget ourselves.

Years want us to change, change makes us miss, and nostalgia makes us cherish.

Growth needs us to separate, distance makes us separate, and makes us remember.

Do you and I still have a chance to share these ups and downs?

I'm thinking about you at this moment, whether you want me or not,

The moment you miss me, I miss you the most! !

Love quotations six

Fate cannot but be controlled;

Fate is over, only one thing is done.

When two people are separated, there is no need to quarrel again.

Say the other person is not to prove himself.

People no longer belong to themselves, but also have to love themselves.

Instead of letting sadness and despair sink deeper and deeper,

Why don't you do better for yourself,

So I can give up and be born again.

Seven quotations of love

I have left you today, but my heart still hurts.

You can't understand me now,

But your face, I will stay in my memory forever,

My heart, you make her depressed and sad,

It's like we were meant to be.

Love quotations eight

Is it because you care or miss,

Is it because of reluctance or unwillingness,

Is it because of reluctance or attachment,

Hate you, hate you, but love you the most,

Is it because you love too much or you can't extricate yourself,

I don't know, all I know is that because I love you,

So I miss you more.

Love quotations nine

From your cold eyes, I feel that maybe your heart is dead.

But I don't blame you, and I won't disturb your life again.

Maybe so, we can keep a certain friendship!

Although my heart is full of regrets, although I don't know what you think!

But I wish you all the best ... I miss you ...

Ten quotations of love

When night comes, when you are lonely,

Can't stop the heart, thinking about you in the distance, thinking about the endless past.

Waiting for the meteor in the sky every night, I can't count how many prayers I have made.

I only hope that he loves you more than me ... I only hope that he loves you more tenderly than I do. ...

Love quotations eleven

I really want to see you. Is it wrong to break up with you?

Say goodbye bravely and feel depressed.

No matter in the dream, in the breath, in the body, in the skin, it is full of you.

Are you there? No matter how hard you try to find it, it can't be redeemed.

I'm sorry, I was so naive. I hope you can forgive me if I am like this now.

Sorry, nice to meet you. I sincerely hope you are happy.

Can you believe it? I like you very much and will never forget it.

I remember, no matter your face, your voice, your tenderness, I remember.

Are you there? No matter how hard you try to find it, it can't be redeemed. ......

Twelve love quotations

I've never wanted to make a wish so much. I hope you can stay with me.

Time will not change my promise to you.

Walking by your side, the distance between you is so far away.

Say goodbye, the corner of parting is just around the corner, and make your last wish.

Meteor, can you give me a little more time to look at your smiling face quietly?

Because, this is the last time we meet, and I don't want you to find out.

Thirteen famous sayings of love

Sweet and sour is the spice of love;

Love is sweet; Lovelorn is sour; Secret love is bitter;

What is spicy? It was first love-fresh and hot' spicy'.

Love a lover who makes your heart ache; Marry a man whose heart is broken for you;

Forget an old lover who broke your heart; Cherish someone who cares about you.

A man really loves a woman and will get along with her day and night.

There is no reason why we can't meet. Many people love someone wrongly because of loneliness.

More people are lonely all their lives because they love someone wrongly. Did you find it?

Love quotations 14

If I can stop a broken heart, I will live in vain;

If I can cure a person's pain,

Or relieve a person's pain, or help a fainting partridge,

Send it back to the warm nest, and I will live in vain.

Love quotations 15

Love is not a lingering attachment, nor a promise of eternal love;

Love is a silent practice, a genuine concern and indifferent tenderness.

Love quotations 16

What is happiness like? Happiness means sleeping soundly.

Happiness means that the person you like likes you.

Happiness is walking around aimlessly, thinking nothing.

Happiness is drinking hot vitamine while waiting for the bus in winter.

Happiness is reading a wonderful good book.

Happiness is laughter when you think of your lover.

Happiness is that a lover warms you with his body temperature.

Happiness is a simple life.

Happiness is watching the stars with the people you love.

Everyone needs happiness.

Are you happy? Do you agree?

You said you were handsome, but?

"Pandas are not handsome because natural and man-made disasters make people care about ugliness and lack calcium."

You said you lived in Portugal?

"My hometown is rich in grapes, and all the guests are amazed and sing grapes!"

You said you were proficient in four foreign languages?

"It is better to use dogs for swearing and Russian for eating."

There is another door?

"Wang Wang"

You said you were good at five-word quatrains?

"From a distance, people are like jade, and they are like jade, and people are like gods, and their quality is measured. Damn, it's a dummy. "

You said you were famous for seven-character poems-watching the rain?

"It's raining. These are the tears of God. If it's not tears, why does it rain? "

1. Don't fall in love because of loneliness. Time is the devil. If you are an affectionate person, you will have feelings even if you don't love each other. What will you do in the end?

2. Don't get married for responsibility. You know, marrying someone who doesn't love them is the most irresponsible. Even if you made them sad at that time, it was better than making them sad for years or even for life.

No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost you a lot.

4. There is basically no right or wrong in emotional matters. When he (she) wants to leave you, there is always something you can't satisfy him. Looking back on the past days together is always beautiful. Of course, there are also despicable emotional liars, whose sweet words are completely aimed at defrauding each other and sleeping with themselves. Such people are still very few.

It doesn't matter to fall in love with a person with many different living habits. Be careful when getting married. Think about whether you can tolerate their differences for a long time.

6. Some people say that finding someone you like in love and finding someone you like in marriage are all one-sided. What's so cute about lovers who don't like themselves? My wife doesn't like how to live.

7. If you really love someone, you should try to let him go. If he says you will, then both sides will have passion.

8. When asking the other person to be a virgin, think about whether you are a virgin or not. If so, yes. If not, what makes you?

9. Don't sleep with others casually, or you will meet a man who really loves him but is honest and principled, and you will regret what you did in the past.

10. Don't give up your pursuit just because you look worse than the other person. The appearance is only a temporary impression. The real decision whether to combine or not depends mainly on the personalities of both parties. I've seen too many handsome guys with ugly girls and ugly girls with handsome guys.

1 1. Women should learn to dress themselves, don't use simplicity as a shield, don't use housework as an excuse, and they can't be complete without fashion.

12. Love can last as long as possible. This has at least two advantages: first, enjoy the pleasure of love as long as possible, and the feelings of marriage and love are very different. Second, the longer two people get along, the more they can test whether they are sincere and whether their personalities are compatible. In this way, the feelings after marriage will be much stronger.

13. Men are not bad, but women don't love them. This bad thing is not that they are vicious, selfish and heartless, but that they are glib and sweet. Generally, good men think that sweet words are glib and frivolous, so they don't want to do it. This kind of talk is wrong for others, but it should be glib for your wife. Why can't they be glib?

14. The high divorce rate at least reflects the difference between good and bad; On the bright side, people's ideas have become humanized, and they no longer imprison themselves for feudal thoughts. Unfortunately, they are sloppy about marriage. Have you decided to get married?

15. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, because it is already on the way to the grave before marriage. Even if you don't get married, you will break up at the grave. Why not break up first and then dive into the grave?

16. A woman who can only read is a dictionary. No matter how good she is, people will only look at her more when they need it. A woman who can only dress up is just a vase, and she will look like that for a long time. Clothing beauty is a necessary condition for being a good woman, not a necessary condition. You need to read more books, so that you will find life better.

17. Dull is true, yes, but it should be dull after passion, passion and dullness. The plains of passion should appear alternately in waves. What's the point of a dull life without passion? As long as you really love him, you will have passion until you die.

18. Do you love him? Love told him, why do you want to hide the pain of missing in your heart? Afraid of appearance, status and identity mismatch? Don't be afraid, it is beautiful to love someone.

19. My wife and mother fell into the river, and I saved my mother first, because my mother gave me life, and I couldn't find any reason to leave her. If my wife is hopeless, I can bury her again and continue our estrangement in the grave. 20. It's wrong to get married well. Don't get divorced again. Try it first, it's really not good, and it's not too late to leave.

2 1. It is often heard that masculinity means femininity. Do you know what masculinity and femininity are? Masculinity means being open-minded and brave, while femininity means being gentle and considerate.

22. What is the charm? Charm does not lie in beauty. Beautiful women may not attract me, but I like dignified and elegant women. So you don't have to worry about not being beautiful enough.

23. First love is unforgettable and beautiful. Why? Not because he (she) is beautiful or handsome, nor because what he (she) can't get is good, but because he (she) was naive when he (she) first fell in love, and he (she) only knew how to love each other with all his (her) resources. However, the future love is not so pure. Innocence is the most precious thing in the world, and we want her.

24. Most people who first love don't understand love, so their first love failed. There are very few successes. Get married with an unmarried person, because everyone likes the original one. When falling in love, it is best to find someone who has loved, because the person who has loved knows what love is and how to love.

25. Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men become bad, but men who have money become bad, even if they have no money, are not much better.

26. Whether a man can give you a sense of security does not lie in his height at all, but in his high heart. I have met many tall and timid men. I've also seen short, high-spirited men. A man should have a high heart and be like a man. Of course, the premise is to be talented.

27. Is it eternal? Of course there is! Why don't most people believe there is? Because they haven't found the one that suits them best, that is, the doomed one. Why not? The vast sea of people, life is like dew, how easy is it to find the one that suits you best? You may find destiny takes a hand at 40, but can you wait until you are 40? If you can't find it in your twenties, you have to get married, and if you find it in your thirties and forties, you have to give up. This is the sorrow of life.

28. Why do you seldom see the legendary everlasting and touching love story in your life? Because such feelings are precious, are precious things so beautiful? Do gold and diamonds look good?

29. Love should be emotional, life should be rational and dress sexy.

30. What is sexy? Open your chest? Is that naked beggar girl sexy? Sexy doesn't just mean wearing less, but a completely different feature of one sex from another. I feel sexy and a well-dressed, dignified and elegant woman.

3 1. Ordinary men wear suits and like to tie a tie tightly on their shirts, but I like to open the top button without a tie, which I think is sexier.

32. When I was lovelorn before, I hated her. Why was she so ungrateful? When I hear the bad news about her, I will snicker. Not now. Even if I lose her, I will bless her. I sincerely hope that she will have a good life. If she doesn't, I will be very sad. This is also the difference between liking and loving.

33. It will be very happy to fall in love with smart people, because they are humorous and can talk, but there is always a crisis, because such people are easy to change their minds. Falling in love with honest people will be very reassuring, but life is also boring.

34. Women should not be too strong. Some women have too much pride. It is someone else's fault that she is tough, and it is her own fault that she is tough. She always thinks that begging others is a sign of *, and she will never ask a man. Such a woman is a headache. A smart woman will know when to be strong and when to show weakness. Being strong should be for others. You are so strong to the person you love, do you still want him to care about you?

35. Most men like prostitutes. The pleasure of * * is of course one reason, and there is a bigger reason. You will feel very happy when you get along with prostitutes. Say whatever you want, do whatever you want, and prostitutes will be spoiled. It makes men feel more like men. So, why can't women play prostitutes in bed?

36. It depends on whether a person has connotation. You can also look at writing. Talking can reveal a person's knowledge and accomplishment. Dress can reveal a person's taste, and writing can reveal a person's character.

37. To know whether a person loves you or not depends on whether he is energetic and cheerful when he is with you. If so, he loves it, if not, he doesn't.

38. Some people always complain that they can't find good people. It doesn't matter once or twice. Too much is a problem. First, you should review whether you have any problems. If not, you should check your own eyes. Why do you meet bad people every time?

39. Some people say that once a man changes his mind, nine cows can't be pulled back. If a woman changes her mind, can nine cows be pulled back? There are only physiological differences between men and women, and they are almost the same psychologically.

40. Love has little to do with personality. Once upon a time, a female colleague told me that she liked Yang Kang in The Condor Heroes, but she didn't like Guo Jing. I'm surprised. I like the bad, and I hate the good? On second thought, it was nothing. It is wrong for Yang Kang to regard the thief as his father and win honor for his country. But he is persistent in love. Why can't such a person enjoy love? There are also such examples in real life, and young people also have their love.

4 1. Some people say that love without bread will eventually die. The person who said this doesn't know what love is. When I was in love before, I hated it when people said that a woman had good conditions. I don't care about your background, education or status. If I love you, I don't care if you shine shoes or even be a prostitute. Adults call me naive. How can you live without money? When did I ever say that I was rich and never loved? I am also happy to drink water and eat pickles with the people I love.

42. If you really love someone, you will be willing to change for him. If a person goes his own way in front of you and ignores the behavior you don't like, then he doesn't love you. So if you don't care enough about him or he doesn't care enough about you, then you don't love him or he doesn't love you. Don't think you are careless or believe that he is a careless person. Cowards become brave when you meet the person you really love. In the same way.

43. It is the highest state of love that both people deliberately don't say it. Because at this time, both of them are enjoying the hot psychology of winking and eye contact, as well as the thrilling feeling of finger touching. Once they say it, the taste will be much lighter, because after two people agree, all the behaviors have been recognized, and they will gradually become numb in the end.

44. A radish and a pit are about marital status. In fact, it's not entirely true for love. Excellent people, both men and women, will be a radish with several pits. So the story of joys and sorrows is staged every day in this world.

45. Sex and love can be separated. Sex is actually just a normal physiological desire of human beings. Just like eating and drinking water, you have to eat when you are hungry and drink when you are thirsty. We can either cook our own meals, wash the dishes and put them away after eating, or go to a restaurant to eat, wipe our mouths and leave. You can leave the rest alone. So many people will "eat" it when they need sex.

46. There are two kinds of lovely women. One is a mother, considerate, caring and caring for men. With such a woman, you will feel strong love. The other is sister type, timid and shy, and very dependent on men. Being with such a woman will stimulate the appearance of your man's character, such as beating mice and lifting heavy objects. I often think about protecting my little woman. There is another kind of woman who doesn't care about others and never gives in to men. This kind of woman makes men helpless.

47. Cheating is not the patent of bad guys, there are good guys, so don't kill such a man with a stick. You can try to give him a chance and stay together if you can change. It is not easy to have a relationship for decades, and sometimes you don't have to be too serious.

48. Being stingy is a taboo for men. Don't be poor even if you are poor. Some people complain that women only love men's money, but it's not necessarily true. Some women like men to spend money for her, sometimes to prove their position in men's minds. If a man likes a woman, of course he will be willing to spend money for her.

49. Neither men nor women are tired of work. Because in front of the opposite sex, men always like to show their manly side. Only in this way can they be like men, so male chauvinism is sometimes necessary.

50. Pursuing the opposite sex is a common saying. In fact, if the other person doesn't like you, it's no use chasing you. If the other person likes you, there is no need to go all out to chase you. Maybe one day he will be moved by your sincerity, but most of them will break up in the end. Because love is not moved, you are not his ideal partner. Even if I accept you temporarily, I will leave you when I meet someone I like. Of course, in order to like it,

5 1. You are often asked to choose between friends and lovers, which one would you choose? Actually, I don't think this question is necessary. Really understand your friends or lovers and will understand your behavior. If they don't understand you, they don't have to care too much about the loss. Friends or lovers should help each other, not give in.

52. It is said that behind a successful man, there is often an unknown woman supporting him. Behind a failed man, is there always a woman who clearly makes trouble?

53. Once the sea was difficult for water, it was always amber. But what if I come back before crossing the sea or just after turning a corner in the sea, and I have never been to Wushan and plunged into the besieged city?

54. What is romance? Is it a flower? Walking in the rain? Can't you stand in front of the building? If two people are in love and do nothing, it will be romantic to face each other quietly, otherwise it won't be romantic even if they are in confinement.

It doesn't matter whether it is appropriate or not, the most important thing is to be interested, otherwise you will still feel lonely even if you don't have a common language.

Learn to look at each other with understanding and appreciation, instead of taking care of each other with self-righteousness.

57. There is nothing wrong with naive people, and neither is there anything wrong with mature people. Mature people and naive people have more problems.

58. Some women let their boyfriends spoil themselves when they are in love, and want their husbands to spoil themselves in every way after marriage, but forget to do what a woman should do. Such a woman doesn't understand love.

59. Lasting love comes from true love in each other's hearts and is based on equality. Anyone who only cares about crazy love regardless of whether he is loved or not, or who only enjoys being loved without knowing true love, will not have a good ending.