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Excuse me, how to find a good excuse to chat up your male god?
Wait, don't elbow it! I'm sorry I put these two words at the beginning. But this is a real premise. What I'm talking about here is not a boring theory of purely looking at faces.
Becoming beautiful and dressing yourself as well as possible is your recognition of yourself, which will directly affect your self-confidence and interpersonal skills.
Personally, I feel that when I just get up without makeup, I have to wear a hat and lower my head when I go out to buy braised eggs in my pajamas, for fear of being met by acquaintances. If I happen to meet a boy I like, I can't wait to die ... let alone talk to him. And get up early for half an hour, take a bath and put on makeup, put on a suit seriously, comb your hair carefully and erect your eyelashes. That's a completely different mentality!
I hold my head high! I shine! I am a little princess! ! !
At this time, if you happen to meet (or intentionally meet) your favorite male classmate, you are confident that you can fully support say hi and make you natural and generous. Even if he stares at your face, you are not nervous, because you know you are beautiful.
When a person becomes beautiful, the self-confidence that comes with it will make a girl have a very strong aura. A beautiful costume will also make you better restrain your behavior, be more generous and lively, and highlight your own advantages, so that even if you don't have face-to-face contact with the male god, I believe your aura will make him feel that you are different.
Even the theory of social psychology shows that when a person becomes physically attractive, others will subconsciously think that she has more positive personality characteristics! For example, beautiful people are more likely to leave a good, gentle and talented impression on others. ...
So for the male god who doesn't know when he will appear, he will always keep his best posture and be ready at all times.
2. When preparing for the dialogue: appear! Show yourself! Show yourself!
The first time I saw the male god, the handsome man couldn't close his legs, dressed himself emotionally and silently waited for the next meeting with the male god.
Ah, what? Just waiting?
Of course not! The male god is not braised chicken rice, and you can meet him 50 meters in any direction. You must use your witty mind to increase the chances of contact as much as possible, the more the better.
As for how to get his news ... * * * and friends, social networks, listening and speaking, asking directly, etc. After all, as long as girls are willing, they can dig out three feet.
You have appeared in front of him many times, and you always look familiar. It is suggested not to be too crazy, generous, cheerful and careless in front of the male god, but remember to grasp the degree.
Make sure you have the impression of eye contact in his mind, and then you can consider the next step: strike up a conversation.
3. When chatting up: Give full play to the overlapping parts of his interests and your specialties, and show them to him in the right place and in the right way.
Let's make clear the key of this step: that is, the way to strike up a conversation.
Girls, don't take this "strike up a conversation" as another "strike up a conversation"!
In the traditional sense, chatting up men and women means that one party takes the initiative to ask the strange opposite sex for contact information in order to further develop.
In this sentence, girls take the initiative to ask for contact information from boys who don't know you yet, and seek further development after obtaining it. It's all off-limits, and no one can touch it!
First, you have to find an occasion. A suitable occasion is
You are not alone.
It is best to have friends who are familiar with you and him, so that the atmosphere is relaxed and there are good reasons to make new friends.
What you do on this occasion is what you are good at.
Give a chestnut
I am an unusually tone-deaf person. (Really! ! Never let me sing! I really didn't touch the microphone! ! A long time ago, I was dragged to KTV by a friend to sing. I was sitting on the sofa playing with my mobile phone, and suddenly I found a handsome guy sitting next to me! Lying in the trough instantly refreshed! Then I thought about hitting on someone! Look, it's not alone! The atmosphere is relaxed!
So I chatted with that handsome guy.
Name school WeChat Oh, hehe, you know xxx, and I know him. Oh, by the way, you also like this song. ....
Five minutes later, there was a terrible silence.
I can't sing. I'm embarrassed to sit and watch my friends bully people with smiles.
As for the awkward silence between me and the male god, it continued until the handsome guy left and never broke.
Then I understood a truth! Let the male god notice you and don't say anything! What are you doing!
It's better not to say anything when you're polite than to leave it to the topic naturally.
Don't keep talking about male gods like an idiot. I have seen my sister talk about the male god blablabla from school until her primary school teacher's daughter gave birth to two babies. Boys are all straight-headed, and he is really not interested!
One of the reasons for not saying much is that the details will be exposed soon, and the purpose of a society is too obvious, spicy and without mystery and distance. How to make the male god curious and continue to understand you?
No BB, show your charm! ! !
The best situation is that after a simple understanding, you should quickly restore the cold image, don't cling to the male god, but show your attraction in a small area around him. It doesn't matter what you are good at, what matters is that he sees your excellent side and is moved by your personality. At this time, more or less goodwill or interest will naturally come.
Then you can speak naturally.
4. When chatting up: exchange ideas!
Some girls will say that the male god is really shy and introverted, or too academic to talk.
Men always want to say something! You ask a science university bully to tell a joke, he will be puzzled, let him explain Fourier transform, but he flies; Let a boy choose this year's fashion idol in a colorful magazine. He should keep his mouth shut about the all-star game, but the Lakers warriors have a glib tongue. Everyone has his own good and bad fields, and there are also fields that everyone is interested in and has never touched. What you want is to find out what he is good at and let him talk, talk, talk.
What if you don't understand?
Do you have to know Fourier transform to pick up girls? Pretend if you don't understand.
Remember two magic weapons for girls: smile and eye contact.
When he talks to you, if you don't know how to answer or are afraid that you will be stupid if you say something wrong, then smile! He talks endlessly about his advantages, and you are responsible for smiling and listening attentively. Don't argue, don't question, ask why, nod from time to time, and finally praise naturally: you know this! Or look him in the eye with admiration, you can gain his trust quickly, and the personal test is effective.
Eye contact runs through the whole stage of soaking up the male god, and you can convey your hints with your eyes from the beginning.
Look away after watching 1~2 seconds.
Let him know that you are looking at him, but don't say anything. Believe me, with the narcissism of straight men, if you look at him more than three times, he will definitely start to fantasize.
5. After chatting up: Don't take the initiative to chat with him!
Here, I believe you have established a preliminary familiar relationship with the male god.
You say goodbye to each other and then go home. You already have his micro signal in your mobile phone. On the way home, your expression was like this: I have the WeChat of the male god! I want to talk to the male god! ! ! !
Don't!
Remember, no matter how much you like him, don't take the initiative to chat with him after you get the contact information!
A straight man is always Jane's, and the only way to solve his indifference is to be more indifferent than him.
Believe me, if he likes you, he will definitely take the initiative to chat with you!
Finally, after waiting all night, he finally took the initiative to find you!
Keep it! Keep it! Don't talk too much. After a few words, you can say, I'm going to bed. Good night Quit chatting voluntarily.
The more you want something, the less you can exert yourself, and the easier it is to pull eggs.
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