A sketch about Putonghua? Who knows?

(Dad) A: I've been on a business trip for more than half a month. I haven't seen my girl when I get home. It's almost 5 o'clock now. She should go home after school. My clothes smell of smoke. I'd better change them. My daughter is a smart card, and she has long opposed it, fearing that smoking and drinking are harmful to her health. I'd better change into a black suit to match my white shirt.

(Daughter) B: (Singing) The little penguin is so proud. He wore that black suit, revealing his white belly. I asked the penguin where his home was ... Hey! I'm at home (ringing the doorbell). Ding dong.

Just then, she came back (opened the door)

Dad, you're back from a business trip. You have lost weight for a few days.

Look at my baby girl. I just feel sorry for my dad.

What girl? That's a girl, a very handsome girl, not a very handsome girl.

Why are you unhappy today?

B: It's not today, it's today, all through the ages, not today. Dad, you'd better learn to speak Mandarin from me!

A: I am a teenager. What else do you need to learn in Mandarin? People who talk nonsense will be laughed at by others, and they can really dry up the Yellow River.

B: Mandarin is the standard language in China. Speaking Mandarin can not only reflect a person's quality, but also show respect for others.

A: Hey! You're lying to your father! Say what you want to learn, and don't learn from children. Even if you learn, you learn from experts. Let's talk tomorrow!

B: You underestimate people again. No, what about tomorrow? That's Ming. A movie star, not a movie star tomorrow.

A: Hey! The baby hates your father?

B: No way! Isn't that for your own good? Always say it's a shell, not a beauty, but a shell, not a beauty shell.

A: Look! Your real name is Banel! According to what you say, I have lived for decades, and at this age I have become dumb and that job has become a fool.

I think so.

A: What? Call me stupid.

B: No, I said it's not too late to learn.

A: Learn! I also need to find a standard pronunciation. By the way, announcers and program hosts have standard pronunciation, and I will learn from them.

B: What? There are many types of hosts, and some of them are inaccurate in pronunciation.

A: Little girl, your tone of voice is not small. Even the host thinks his (her) voice is not standard. You really went a little too far.

B: Dad! I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about the program "Taitai Le" that teaches you how to cook, if the host hosts it.

A: Go ahead!

Hello, audience and friends in front of (electric) camera! Today is the time for me to teach you a trick. What shall I teach you today?

A: study what? Say it.

What shall I teach you today? I don't say people don't know.

A: Isn't that nonsense? Who will know if you don't tell me?

B: I'm going to teach you to cook a dish today. This is called red Sao (roasted) ZO (meat).

What ZO? That's meat.

ZO！

A: Meat!

B: ZO ......

A: rou ZO ......

B: you also learned ZO!

A: OK! Don't talk nonsense, you continue to host.

B: Audience friends, please listen carefully. What is the key to making Red Sao Zuo? I don't say people don't know.

A: Say it, say it quickly. Can anyone know if you don't tell?

B: The key for me to do this red coquettish is to urinate. You can't pee too much and you can't pee too little. Too much urine smells too strong, too little urine smells too weak.

A: Wait ... What's a chef? There is also urine, so is there urine to eat? It smells like urine.

B: When I say urine, I don't mean urea urine.

A: That's seasoning, not urine. Do you talk like this? Look, it's not up to standard. I won't learn from you.

B: Then who did you learn it from? Follow me!

A: (Thinking) Let me think. Learn from other bosses by the way. Those bosses are away on business, they know many people and speak Mandarin well.

Forget it! There are different bosses, and some of them are inaccurate in pronunciation. Boss Liu of that paper mill signed a contract with a Hong Kong businessman and sold all the goods overstocked in the warehouse. There was not enough goods, so he went to the workshop to produce paper himself so as not to delay the supply.

What a good boss!

B: Don't praise him either. The Hong Kong businessman was very moved when he learned that Boss Liu was personally rushing the goods in the workshop, so he went to see Boss Liu in the workshop.

A: that feeling is really good!

B: Dad! Guess what?

A: I don't know. Go!

B: Hong Kong businessmen came to attend the seminar. Boss Liu is cutting paper with a knife in his hand. The Hong Kong businessman stepped forward and said, Boss Liu! I am very touched by what you have done. Boss Liu said: If you dare to touch me, I will dare to cut you (thank you) even harder! He said that the knife had not been put down, so he came forward to shake hands and thank you: you asked for my goods, and I want to thank you sincerely. Hearing this, the Hong Kong businessman turned pale and hurriedly ran away, shouting: I don't want your goods, don't cut them. Who knows this boss Liu is chasing after him with a knife and shouting, Boss, chop ... (Thank you).

A: That Hong Kong businessman did business with him, and he cut people into pieces with a knife (thank you).

That's not cutting, it's thanking.

A: A false alarm almost killed (thanked) people.

B: No one was killed, the business failed, and all the goods sent before were returned.

A: OK! I don't learn from him, I find someone else to learn.

B: Stop looking for others and learn from me!

A: What skills do you have to learn from you? Show me something.

Let's have a tongue twister!

A: Then come quickly!

B: There is a vine on the high mountain. There are two bells hanging on the vine. The wind blows the vine, and the bronze bells move. The wind stopped, the vines stopped, and the bronze bells stopped. Not bad!

A: Not bad! Anything else?

B: A small flower drum with a tiger on it. The baby broke the drum, and mother took a cloth to mend it. I don't know whether to mend the drum or the tiger.

A: demo, it's really good! I'll learn Mandarin from you!

AB: Learning Mandarin well is not only beneficial to language communication, but also can increase cultural knowledge. Thank you!