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About pupils stealing grapefruit.
I remember I was too young to understand, so I made a lot of jokes. That day, I was bored at home and wandered around the village. Wandering around, I came to my aunt's grapefruit tree. I looked at Huang Chengcheng in the tree, golden grapefruit, and my mouth watered down three thousands of feet. Those grapefruit are more dazzling than topaz in the sun. Thought of here, my disappointed saliva will flow into a river. I couldn't wait to find a pole and hit the grapefruit hard. After a while, there was a pause. I looked around and found no one around. I crept back to my room, cut the grapefruit and tasted it with relish. After eating grapefruit, I didn't know what to do with the grapefruit skin, so I had to throw it under the grapefruit tree.
The next day, my aunt found the pile of grapefruit skins and let my mother have a look. As soon as my mother saw the pile of grapefruit skins, she knew who had stolen the grapefruit. A few days later, I realized that I had done something wrong and went to my aunt to apologize. Who knows, menstruation not only didn't scold me, but also praised me as a good boy.
From this, I understand that it doesn't matter if I do something wrong, as long as I correct it in time, I am still a good boy.
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