The funniest joke you have ever heard.

I go out to road trip with my boyfriend every weekend, so listening to the radio naturally becomes a pastime on our way. Every afternoon, we count the time to tune in to listen to jokes. We really heard two funny jokes, both about drunkenness. I think they can be on my annual joke list.

The first joke is that several good friends go to KTV to sing, and everyone drinks while singing. As a result, a person drank too much and got drunk.

The drunken man insisted that he was a smart phone and came to a friend to force him to unlock it. My friend was stubborn, but he scratched his stomach sideways.

He immediately became anxious, saying that he was not an Apple phone, but a Samsung phone. Then force a friend to draw a triangle, with two points on the chest and one point on the navel as the fulcrum, and it must be drawn counterclockwise.

The friend did so. He cried that there was no electricity and rushed out of the KTV box to find the shopkeeper to charge.

The friend couldn't bear it, patted him on the back and said, "I'll change your battery, so stop it!" " "

The Samsung mobile phone just stopped here, and a former soldier there began to talk drunk again, shouting at the beer bottle on the table: "Be at ease, stand at attention!" " "

The second joke is that a boy's girlfriend is drunk and keeps making trouble on her way home. She also wrote a line "I am an angel" on the window with lipstick, and then said that she could fly. Then she opened the car door and jumped down.

Fortunately, the speed is not fast, she just scratched her skin. The boy was frightened and asked his girlfriend if she was hurt. Instead, he carefully asked his boyfriend, "Look, is my wing broken?"

Two jokes told by my boyfriend. The first one is about Xiong Haizi in the countryside. Kang was burned to death in the country. A family and several adults gathered around the kang to play poker. Xiong Haizi at home felt that the kang was a little cold, so he added some firewood to it.

Then Xiong Haizi put a bucket of diesel oil and firewood together, and adults were too busy playing cards to pay attention.

After a while, there was a loud bang, and then the kang collapsed, and the players were trapped from it.

Then they sat up from the ashes one by one, with black ashes on their faces and poker in their hands. Some of them were shocked, while others just cried.

Then Xiong Haizi got a beating.

There is also a joke about playing chess. It is said that a man insisted on dragging a colleague to learn chess, but his colleague was stubborn and insisted on teaching him.

Colleagues set the chessboard for two people, picked up a "scholar" and asked him, "What do you think this chess piece is called?" He replied without hesitation: "Fuck!"

Then his colleagues will never teach him to play chess again.

Listening to jokes is a great pleasure in my life. Even when I am sad, I can't help laughing when I hear funny jokes. I think life is probably the same, and we need an optimistic attitude towards everything.