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How to tease girls
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{What is attraction! ? }
Attraction is actually an emotion. If you want to attract a girl, you must follow this principle: mobilize her mood and change her mood, either happy or sad.
For example, if you talk to her about something that makes her easily moved, stimulate her maternal feelings and induce her to make emotional investment in you.
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{What is love! ? }
Love is a long-term emotional investment. The more you put in, the more you will love it. Ask yourself if this is true. How to get her to invest more in you? For example, you can tell her some stories about your miserable childhood. If there are no stories, you should learn to enrich your own stories and adopt appropriate emotional techniques. Tell a joke, picking up girls is a technique of three feelings and seven feelings. These men are not attractive to girls and have no personality charm. Men are not bad, women don't love them.
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{Emotional roller coaster! ? }
In the early days, Doby's sister, Doby's words and deeds can make normal words witty and funny, and Doby's happy, thus establishing attraction. You should learn to play jokes on her and sometimes even satirize her behavior.
For example, if she asks if you have lost weight, you can say, "Very thin! Compared with the old sow. " She said that when you wake up, you can say, "It seems that you don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig. Implanting all kinds of accidents in the dialogue, creating the emotional fluctuation of the other party, and even turning the emotional fluctuation into a continuous state, so that the other party can experience the feeling of roller coaster, which will instantly produce strong attraction!
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{suppressed ridicule XXXX! ? }
To put it bluntly, it is funny, but you can't become a clown.
If you turn yourself into a clown to please your sister, it will only make girls think you are cheap and won't make them really interested in you.
Of course, some girls may not laugh no matter how much you tease her. It's not your fault. Is it because she has problems, or because she has social obstacles and mental illness. Give up before it's too late. People should learn to choose.
Another mentality that can make you tease girls better is that if you are her good friend, we should tease each other and make fun of her. It's not that it's not attractive to deny her or anyone.
For example, some men say to their sisters, "You look like my aunt." Then my sister said, "You mean I'm old." Finally, the man thought of Doby and said, "In fact, you look like my grandmother." I'll go. Who doesn't mind? This is an insult. It may also make people laugh, but it won't make people laugh happily, which is self-defeating and counterproductive.
When many men want to tease girls, they turn to suppress them. Under the national conditions of China, once you simply suppress girls, it is easy for girls to dislike you and make her think that you are a man without quality.
For example, if you see a girl wearing a lot of makeup, you say, "You look like a ghost now." In this way, you will be very aggressive, and girls will find you annoying. But if you are teasing: "Hey, you just came from a fancy dress party and dressed up cute." In this way, the girl can immediately realize that you are teasing her, and she will think you are big, but she won't really be angry with you.
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