Who can tell me some jokes?

1, Xiao Wang works in the personnel department on the 10 floor. A month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the ninth floor. ......

Today, Xiao Wang called the personnel department to find him: "Is Xiao Wang there?"

The colleague who answered the phone said, "Xiao Wang is no longer in the personnel."

Xiao Wang: "Ah! ? When did this happen? I don't know. I haven't had time to send it to him yet? "

"

It doesn't matter. You can find him down there. "

2. When a boy secretly loves a girl, he bravely asks the girl what kind of boy she likes.

A girl of "congenial temperament"

Even if you ask it several times, it is the same answer.

The boy was very discouraged and said, "Can you have a flat head?" .

One day, I caught the last bus out of breath and shouted: Master! Master, wait for me ~

Suddenly a passenger poked his head out of the window and said to me slowly, Wukong, stop chasing.