Find some jokes that express the characteristics.

1. A female colleague asked me why the game that another female colleague can play requires her to have an S machine on her machine. Answer: Maybe the graphics card driver is not good. MM then asked for help downloading the latest version and installing it. Q: What are my benefits? MM said, "I'll let you play for a while at most." After 0.0 1 s, there was no one on the table or chair except mm. ...

In high school, a girl named Jiao made a bet with her one day, but she forgot everything. She asked, what if I lose? Answer: I lost. My last name is Jiao. Loud, the whole class burst into laughter 10 minutes …

3. Once a female colleague came to me and said, "I want to upload!" I am responsible for updating and uploading the company website. I said, "It's none of my business if you sleep!" She said angrily, "I just want to upload it, I want it, I want it, and if you don't let me upload it today, I will ignore you, huh!" Seeing her angry, I had to say, "All right! Do you do it yourself or shall I help you? " She replied, "Help me!" ...

One day, the school cleaned. A beautiful girl cleans the window. Because the window is higher. So stand on the table. But the glass below can't be wiped. When I passed by, MM shouted "Rub it under me". I'm scared. Ask: "Where?" MM said, "I'm down here. Please help me clean up." The whole class burst into laughter, MM and I got red in the face …

I used to make models in groups when I was in school, and the group leader was a girl. One day, I took the drawing and asked the team leader when she could make that part. MM is probably busy dating and rarely appears in the group recently. She spread out her hands and said to me, "I want to do it for you, too." The problem is that I don't have that much time. Let's see if I can do it for you tonight! " "Next to the two boys slammed down their tools and rushed out of the lab ...

There is a beautiful girl in my department. Once I wanted to take her to do an experiment and made an appointment to do it after work. I forgot to surf the internet in the afternoon, and when I was about to get off work, I suddenly received a phone call from MM: "Do you want to do it or not?" I was at a loss and asked, "What are you doing?" MM loudly said, "just do it, hurry up! People are in a hurry! " For a moment, we were all quiet, and then we all laughed wildly.

7. Girl A said, "I made it yesterday. It hurts, and there is blood. That man is not gentle at all. It hurts me. " Girl B: "You don't understand, it just doesn't hurt as soon as possible. I was like this at that time last year! " "Girl C:" Wow, it's scary to hear what you said. I wanted to do it this afternoon, but I was a little afraid to hear you say it. " Girl b: "alas. You still don't have to be nervous, just relax a little, just for a while, and then, it will be convenient in the future! "Later, I found that all the boys around me look strange! In fact, the girls are talking about getting their ears pierced.

8.MM When pouring coke, you can shake your hand and pour the coke out of the cup. GG asked, why is it flowing everywhere? MM said helplessly, "but I have caught it" …

9. I usually take off my coat at work. Once it was so cold that I didn't take it off. A MM next to me said, put on your clothes, I don't even know you …

10. On the Mid-Autumn Festival night, a man and a woman kissed goodbye downstairs, and the girl's father happened to pass by. All three were embarrassed, and the boy was too anxious to answer the phone. He blurted out, have a bite (I thought it was a moon cake). Girl's father: No, no, at home, at home.

1 1. On the bus, the pregnant woman standing said to the strange man sitting next to her: Don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man very nervous and said, but the child is not mine!

12. Oops! It hurts a little! A little lighter, okay? Don't always tell people to relax and who is nervous. Ah-ah-ah-why hasn't it been finished? Pull it out! I can't stand it! Wow.-It's bleeding. Can you give me an injection?

13. A Shaanxi native went to the south for dinner. M: How much is the bun? Attendant: Touch fifty.

I'm from Yichang, Hubei, and I worked in Hangzhou after graduating from college. Yichang dialect belongs to the southwest mandarin family, and Hangzhou dialect belongs to the Wu family, both of which have very different pronunciations from mandarin. However, when I first came to Hangzhou, I met a funny thing, mainly because the two dialects just have a homonym with completely different meanings. Here's the thing:

In Yichang dialect, shit and urine, shit and urine, "pull" and "urine" can all be expressed by the pronunciation of "I". In Hangzhou dialect, the "saying" of talking and saying things happens to be expressed by the pronunciation of "I", so I was not used to it when I first came to work in Hangzhou.

One day, two leaders in the company argued endlessly about the plan of one thing.

In Mandarin, it goes like this: "You let me talk, and if I talk, you don't listen, then you talk!" ! You can't say it if you don't say it. What I said makes no sense. Then tell me the truth! " .

In Hangzhou, this is the effect: "You let me wo, I wo you don't listen, then you wo!" You don't WO, you WO can't get out, I WO can't make sense, then you WO out! "

The effect I am listening to is: "You let me pull, I pull you and you don't listen, then you pull!" If you don't pull, you can't pull it out. What I pulled was meaningless. Then give me a reason! " .

Of course, it can also be this effect: "You let me win, I don't listen, then you win!" If you don't answer, you can't answer, and I don't make sense, so just answer! "

It is true that the speaker has no intention of listening. They blush and have thick necks. I heard that my stomach was going to explode but I couldn't laugh. I feel terrible.