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Why does a dog need a root or a pole to pee?

The male dog peed everywhere because he robbed the territory and left a smell to tell other dogs that it was his territory. One advantage of crossing your legs to urinate is that you can shoot the urine higher, usually in some places on the post. The higher the urine shot, the bigger the dog is. To tell other dogs that he is tall, don't come and take my place.

There is another joke; It is said that thousands of years ago, both male and female dogs were squatting when urinating.

It was not until the Tang Dynasty that the situation changed. ...

Everyone has heard of Emperor Taizong! His old man keeps a pair of Beijing dogs. On one occasion, Emperor Taizong went to Huashan to worship heaven and brought this pair to. ...

Halfway through the sacrifice, the bitch suddenly felt anxious and ran behind a tree to solve it.

This is a very disrespectful act when offering sacrifices to heaven, which angered the jade emperor.

The Jade Emperor ordered Lei Gong to hit a thunder, and the thunder hit the tree just right. The tree fell and killed the bitch. The male dog was very scared when he saw it. ...

From then on, every time the male dog urinates under the tree, he will put out a foot and push it hard against the tree.

In case the tree falls by itself. ...