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Classic quotations from local flavor clubs are sent to friends circle.

Classic quotations from a rustic society are sent to a circle of friends (I) 1. Being a man for the first time, why should I let you?

I don't expect anyone to help me when I am in trouble. I just want to tell you, your cold king, do less evil and do more good.

Laughter is just an expression, which has nothing to do with happiness.

Don't make too many jokes, or it will be a disaster.

Hold a war against Guan Gong. If you don't accept it, we will do it. Qian Qian, the son and daughter of the Chinese nation, is a coward and a bastard.

6. Don't ask me if I can, so I don't want children.

7. No matter how poor a man is, don't commit a crime, and no matter how poor a woman is, don't sleep with him.

8. Wear socks before shoes, be a grandson before becoming a father.

9. Don't love me for no reason, unless Hua shakes my hand.

10. Born with arrogance, don't put on airs in front of your brother.

1 1. There were hundreds of heroes' graves in ancient times, and it was not social people who were afraid of death.

12. Wipe your nose first, then lift your pants, and then take to the social road.

13. Young people are carrying coffins in Kowloon. My brother will take you to Dawan.

14. The east is not bright and the west is bright. What's your father like?

15. There are many roads in society, and social songs should be accompanied by social shaking.

16. Never talk about eternity, go to the meeting alone and be a temperament rogue!

17. It's hot and irritable. Stop it if I don't laugh.

18. Pleasant goat tattoo, qingqing grasslands is crazy about me.

19. If you can't get it, you can't get it. Don't always say you don't want it.

20. A generation of kings went down the mountain and returned as a big brother.

Classical sayings of Tushe sent to friends circle (2) 2 1. Spending money gradually becomes attractive and will not be spent on hands.

22. The cruel society has made you stubborn, and now you are not even qualified to say good in front of me.

23. Lingtong has a long way to go, so he must learn to wave.

24. You are a good person, and I don't deserve it. Forget me. Next.

In high school, love is a luxury that few people can afford. In college, love is daily necessities, not very shabby.

26. Men only speak three points, leaving seven points to conquer the world.

27. My eyes are full of hundred-dollar bills. Who can remember their friendship?

28. A bowl of tea in the Jianghu, drink it and climb separately.

29. Don't be depressed, spirit boy. The aunts in the village will laugh.

30. It is difficult for rich people to have no money!

3 1. It's not who can't live without who, but who can't let go of who.

32. If you can't be spoiled as a little princess, be your big brother.

All men are created equal, except those who get married.

34. The right way in the world is vicissitudes of life. Don't be arrogant if you keep a low profile.

35. Copy social quotations online and beware of floating on steel pipes.

36. Have fun, get through it and clap your hands.

37. Wife is a big tree, so we must hold it. Lovers are birds, don't feed them.

38. Am I proud? I must be very proud. My pride doesn't allow me to keep a low profile.

39. The water is too deep and the wind is too strong. Don't talk without strength.

40. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really cheated you.

Classic quotations from a rustic society are sent to friends (3) 4 1. Don't throw banquets when making friends, society is a game.

42. If you ask your parents for money after the age of 20, your famous brand can only set off your incompetence.

43. You only smoke cigarettes and love only one person in your life.

44. You don't have the final say in society when you cross the river and meet Shang Lu.

45. Society does not cover the sky, only everything has its vanquisher.

46. Things in the world were originally used by people, but dissatisfied people became "things used" because of lack of wisdom.

47. The dark road is slippery, the society is complex, the water is shallow and there are more than eight kings, and there are bosses everywhere, not social people, but society.

48. This man wants face, but if he gives you face, you have to accept it.

49. You can't say everything is ready, but as a brother, you have to dig out your heart.

50. Women refuse love with friendship, while men exchange friendship for love.

5 1. Holding a gun and lighting a bonfire, this young man is destined to live a social life.

52. A bat is not a bird. No matter how good the new shoes are, he doesn't follow his feet.

I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

54. It is better to spend money every day than every month.

55. I don't want to be suitable, I just want to be congenial, not everything, just everything.

56. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like fire and smoke.

57. Iron, the knife is not sharp. Matthew is thin. I don't want to fight you yet.

58. There is still a long way to go. Don't be too crazy. You never know who will be brilliant in life!

59. Kneel on the road you choose. Just be the first one, not the second one.

60. With a gun and a sword, the young man is really arrogant!

Local social quotations are essential for making friends.

I have a good temper because I pretend, and I don't want to kill you when I get angry.

2. A bowl of tea in the Jianghu. After drinking it, climb.

3. Guan Gong drew his sword into battle, and the momentum was unstoppable.

4. A generation of kings went down the mountain and returned as a big brother.

Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we will still dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life.

6. From now on, don't talk about eternity, go to the meeting alone and be a temperament rogue!

7. There must be glory, depending on how to get there.

8. Look down on life and death and do it if you don't accept it.

9. I am a wild horse, not the way home. I will eradicate you, you little man.

10. A street in the north and south of the Yangtze River. Ask who is the father.

1 1. Handsome and able to drive, that's chess. Money and a house. That's a bank.

12. Kneel in the way you choose. Just be the first one, not the second one.

13. Wife is a big tree, please hold it. Lovers are birds, don't feed them.

14. Don't make too many jokes, or it will be a disaster.

15. Don't overdo it. Don't make mistakes in doing things. There are ups and downs in life, but you have to master it yourself. Even though life is hard, we should walk through it with a smile.

16. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

17. It is by no means a shame to find friends when you are in trouble.

18. When love comes to an end, even farting can be a reason to break up.

19. Don't hurt the person who loves you with decisive words when you are in a bad mood.

20. Life is a long road, and you never know who will shine.

Quotations from local society are distributed in the circle of friends (2) 2 1. Don't go against me, I'm humiliated and you're killed.

22. You can't say everything is ready, but as a brother, you have to dig out your heart.

23. Everyone has his glorious years. Don't take a moment as eternity.

24. How do you know the water depth when the Yellow River is not bright? If the young man is not very clever, there will be no face.

25. Don't compare yourself too much. Compare yourself with laser rain.

26. Dry and irritable. Stop it if I don't laugh.

27. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

28. Nowadays, young men pretend to be social and little girls pretend to be younger sisters. She's crazy after drinking a little wine. You pretend to be a chicken feather underworld for me.

29. Don't laugh at the rags worn by the poor. The tiger that fell in Pingyang was bullied by dogs. In a grim society, there is nothing to be afraid of. Because there are parents at home, I can give you a smile and step down the stairs without touching my bottom line.

Don't call me young and frivolous, I know the winner is king.

3 1. Don't love me, it's fruitless unless a flower shakes my hand.

32. The one who makes you cry your heart out is the one you love the most. The person who makes you laugh heartlessly is the one who loves you the most.

33. There are many foxes in the mountains, all of which are social sisters.

34. If you ignore me today, you can't support me tomorrow.

35.35. Be yourself and don't compete with some dogs.

36. If the young man is crazy, he must come to the Lotus King.

37. Women are wandering around, who knows when they will come back.

Don't ask me if I can. I won't have a baby.

In high school, love is a luxury that few people can afford. In college, love is daily necessities, not very shabby.

40. No matter how poor a man is, don't commit a crime, and no matter how poor a woman is, don't sleep with him.

Quotations from rustic society are sent to a circle of friends (3) 4 1. Society is simple, but people are complicated.

42. From now on, take a cursory look and don't talk about feelings. Go forward with one heart and nothing else.

Don't be too kind to me, so I can't tell friendship from love.

44. The dark road is slippery, the society is complex, the water is shallow and there are more than eight kings, and there are big bosses everywhere, not social people, but society.

45. My world, my king, my Wang Man Zhongwang, my grassland and my horse, I can do whatever I want.

46. The head can be broken and the blood can be left, but I can't meet it.

47. The road to socialization is on the road. Don't be a dog when doing things. Pick up the gun and fight Guan Gong. You may not understand the words "doing things horizontally and vertically", but today I will tell you how to write the word "original".

48. On the Internet, you suffered a great blow, but in reality, you only went to Grade One.

49. Endure pushing your luck for a while and take a step back to make the situation worse.

50. It's just because I'm too young to see clearly whether it's a man or a dog.

5 1. I don't like to rob other people's things all my life, and I won't let what I deserve.

52. It is normal that your efforts are not rewarded accordingly. Just like giving money when eating in the canteen, it is a truth that there is more meat in someone else's bowl than in yours.

53.34. To be a demon, you have no feelings and bring your own murderous look.

54. Young people don't work hard, they grow up to drive Li Xia, and only after suffering can they drive Land Rover.

55. Small leather shoes with jeans, step on both legs, rogue step!

The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood today.

57. It is better to praise sand than to praise it.

58. If I play with you, you must laugh. I give you face, you have to have it.

59. The mountain will collapse, but everyone can run.

60. With a gun and a sword, the young man is really arrogant!

Social Quotations Classic Tuwei Aauto is faster.

a auto faster( 1) 1。 You help me, I help you, you don't help me, I help you, I help you, you ruin me, then I'll fuck you.

I am right, and you are right to hit you.

It's better not to be too stubborn for a full-back general who has no strength.

The young man carried the coffin in Kowloon, and his brother took you to Wan Li.

Don't hurt people who love you with decisive words when you are in a bad mood.

6. Wipe your nose first, then lift your pants, and then take the social road.

7. In today's society, it is wrong not to love Ben Shuai.

8. The society is simple, but people are complicated.

9. Don't cross the river unless you are a raptor, and don't shoot unless you are an opponent.

10. You have your story and I have my background. It's not hard, but don't touch it.

1 1. I am a wild horse, not the way home. I'll find you out.

12. Wear socks before shoes, be a grandson before becoming a father.

13. The so-called loyalty is just that there are not enough chips for betrayal.

14. If you don't love me, there is no result, unless the flower holds my hand.

15. Have fun, relax and clap your hands.

16. Everyone has glorious years. Don't take a moment as eternity.

17. It's hot and short-tempered. Stop it if I don't laugh.

18. If you don't get down, the village aunt will laugh.

19. Girl, you are only seventeen or eighteen years old, you can go to Xiaoyao, but remember one sentence, it's dark, go home early.

Don't call me arrogant, I just don't deal with animals.

Aauto is faster (Part II) 2 1. Say it, don't always say it.

22. In high school, love is a luxury that few people can afford. In college, love is daily necessities, not very shabby.

23. Young man, don't be too proud.

24. If you ask your parents for money after 20 years old, your famous brand can only set off your incompetence.

25. A bat is not a bird. No matter how good the new shoes are, he won't follow his feet.

I don't know the way home, but I must get rid of you.

27. Kiss your favorite girl and be the wildest wolf.

28. You can call me bad, but you are not my type.

29. There is a saying that it is too high-profile to die too early, low-key, ha, healthy.

30. Holding invincible overlord gun, just walk in the center.

3 1. The backer will fall, but everyone will run.

32. Life is great, but death is cheap.

33. If I am young and promising and don't feel inferior, I will have many wives.

34. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

35. When the dragon crosses the river and meets the merchant land, the society is not your decision.

36. If a ghost is hungry, he dares to block the road; When a tiger is hungry, it dares to eat people. If a fish is hungry, it dares to jump the door. This man is hungry and heartless.

37. I swore that this meal would be AA first.

38. The higher you fly, the smaller you are in the eyes of people who can't fly.

39. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit; If you want to marry, marry happiness.

40. If you can't hold the sand, you might as well raise it.

Aauto is faster (Chapter 3) 4 1. I don't expect anyone to help me when I am in trouble. I just want to tell you, your cold king, do less evil and do more good.

42. Nowadays, young men pretend to be social and little girls pretend to be younger sisters. She's crazy after drinking a little wine. You pretend to be a chicken feather underworld for me.

43. Heaven is full, hell is closed, and I am like a scourge on earth.

44. The water is too deep and the wind is too strong. Don't talk without strength.

45. Once was once, so were memories.

46. Things in the world were originally used by people, but dissatisfied people became "things used" because of lack of wisdom.

47. Don't ask for the right door, just ask for the right feelings, not everything, just everything.

48. The gun in his hand is yellow, and the Shandong guy is like a wolf.

49. If I play with you, you must laugh. I give you face, you have to have it.

50. If you ignore me today, you can't support me tomorrow.

5 1. Tears wet the bean shoes, so I'm still the owner when I put on my purse.

52. You can't decide the society when you meet Phytolacca acinosa!

53. Iron, the knife is not sharp. Matthew is thin. I don't want to fight you yet.

54. I have a good temper because I pretend. I don't want to kill you when I am angry.

I know this is a play, but I have to play it with you.

56. A generation of kings went down the mountain and returned as a big brother.

57. Society lets you be the master, but I don't deserve you.

58. Being immersed in love with children or something really affects my walking in rivers and lakes.

59. Smiling at you is purely polite. I give you face, you have to accept it.

60. Guan Yu drew his sword and went into battle with overwhelming momentum.

Recommend rhyming classic quotations of social soil flavor

The rhyming classic quotations of social soil flavor-1. Don't cross the river unless you are a raptor, and don't shoot unless you are an opponent.

2. Big gold chain and small watch, three small barbecues a day.

The world of flowers and flowers is charming, and there is no power to compete with it.

4. Make friends and don't hold banquets. Social play.

5. Don't pretend to be a ghost, but don't pretend to be a god.

6. Eating is enjoyment, and entertainment is patience.

7. In my next life, I will sit on a koala, sleep for 20 hours, eat for 2 hours and stay in a daze for 2 hours. This is life!

8. Small leather shoes with jeans, step on both legs, rogue step!

9. Tears wet the bean shoes, and I am still the owner when I put on my purse.

10. It's not who can't live without who, but who can't let go of who.

1 1. The strong are not without tears, but can run forward with tears.

12. Everything is fate, and nothing can be controlled by people. You see, I'm still a little like before.

13. The one who makes you cry your heart out is the one you love the most. The person who makes you laugh heartlessly is the one who loves you the most.

14. Once was once, so was the memory.

15. It's no shame to find friends when you are in trouble.

16. Society lets you be the master, but I don't deserve you.

17. Life and death are in the sky, and wealth depends on life. Now society depends on who values money more and who works hard.

18. My eyes are full of hundred-dollar bills. Who can remember our friendship?

19. Elder sister is right. Your elder sister hit you.

20. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

The rhyming classic quotations of social soil flavor 2 2 1. If I don't die, you are all princes.

22. After worshipping Guan Gong, worship God and applaud people in the society.

23. The world is so hard, and my heart is so cold.

24. In today's society, it is wrong not to love Ben Shuai.

25. Stop talking if I don't laugh. I give you face, you have to have it!

26. Dinner is not everything. You can't do anything without dinner.

27. Sorry is a kind of sincerity, it doesn't matter, it is a kind of grace. If you give your heart, but you can't get grace, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!

28. I don't have a so-called mind, nor do I have much talent, but I know what is black and what is white. As long as you work hard, you will pull through.

29. All men are created equal, except those who get married.

30. From now on, take a cursory look and don't talk about feelings. Go forward with one heart and nothing else.

3 1. A woman's beauty is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

Holding a gun and making a bonfire, this young man is destined to live a social life.

33. Don't laugh at the rags worn by the poor. The tiger that fell in Pingyang was bullied by dogs. In a grim society, there is nothing to be afraid of. Because there are parents at home, I can give you a smile and walk down the stairs without touching my bottom line.

34. I can give you a step with a smile or give you a big mouth with my backhand.

35. Wine and color make people drunk, and eldest brother takes you to mix society.

36. Sincerity is not as good as red money, and feelings are only for sexual needs!

37. I don't like to compete with others all my life, and I won't let me deserve it.

38. When you surpass others a little, others will envy you; When you greatly surpass others, others will envy you.

39. If you are drunk today, you can't sleep unless you are a woman.

40. Don't ask me if I can, so I won't give birth.

The rhyming classic quotations of social soil flavor 3 4 1. Don't hurt people who love you with decisive words when you are in a bad mood.

42. It is difficult for rich people to have no money!

43. Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, and tomorrow will be difficult for anyone.

44. The knife is not sharp, and Matthew is thin. I don't want to fight for you yet.

45. If I play with you, you must laugh. I give you face, you have to have it.

46. You are crazy. I want to be my king.

Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we will still dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life.

48. It's just because I'm too young to see clearly whether it's a man or a dog.

49. Wear socks before shoes, be a grandson before becoming a father.

Don't make too many jokes, or it will be a disaster.

5 1. Although I am not as arrogant as before, I don't want to be a useless waste. I'm only trying for the double-click praise of the old irons.

52. Girl, you are only seventeen or eighteen years old, so you can go to have fun, but remember one word, it's dark, so go home early.

53. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

54. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked in too many cooks for so many years.

55. Young people don't work hard, they grow up to drive Li Xia, and only after suffering can they drive Land Rover.

56. Man, you can be sexy, but you must take a knife in color.

57. Although the famous flower is taken, I will loosen the soil. It is difficult for rich people to have no money.

58. Take a wooden yellow pick in your hand, and my brother will talk to you for a few words.

59. I look like you.

60. The first love is infinitely good, but the poor one died early!