Use "alas! I'm really unlucky "800 words composition, please answer!

As the saying goes, if you are unlucky, you will be poured cold water. I don't know which fairy I offended today. Just bad luck!

As soon as I got up this morning, I went to the park to exercise. Stretch your legs, bend over ... Suddenly, an "air missile" hit my nose. What? I touched it with my hand. It was smelly and sticky. Ah, bird droppings! That's disgusting! I looked up and saw a big bird whizzing through the air. I picked up a stone and ran after it. While chasing it, I shouted, "You smelly bird, how dare you sneak up on me? If I catch you, I won't be surnamed Chen unless you pull out all your hair! " I looked up at the bird, only to stumble and fall into a "dog eating mud". The big bird flew proudly and shouted, as if whistling to show victory, which made me angry, but I was also helpless.

It stinks. I have to go home and wash it. I just limped to the door of the community, accidentally, "sloped", broken, and stepped on a "mine". I rubbed my feet on the ground and scolded, "whose dog is so uncivilized!" " Pee everywhere! How wicked! "

Go home, turn on the tap, there is no water! What's going on here? "Mom, where is the water?" "Stop water!" "Ah?" Who did this? I have no enmity with you for a long time, and I have no enmity with you recently. You stop early and stop late, but it really hurts me to stop the water at this time! I have no choice but to wipe it with paper.

In the afternoon, I have a splitting headache and just want to lie down and have a rest. My mother shouted, "Write your composition quickly." I covered my head and said, "I have a headache." Usually, my mother will hug me in her arms with a kind face, whisper and ask questions. Today, however, instead of getting her mother's "love for jade", she was scolded by her mother: "You child, you have a headache and an itchy ass when you are asked to write a composition. You can't avoid writing a composition with a headache! Don't say headache today, even if your head explodes, you should finish your composition! " "I really have a headache, meowed ..." I was wronged to get "acid rain". Grievances belong to grievances, and the composition has to be written. It's hard to violate the mother's life!

I had to pick up a pen and write in my composition book: What a terrible day! ...