Tell Japanese jokes

A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a panlong shrimp, the Japanese asked, "What should I do with the remaining shrimp shells?"

"Of course," said the waiter.

"no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China."

After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What should I do with the remaining lemon peel?"

"Of course," said the waiter.

"no! Don't! No! "

The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover lemon peel is sent to the factory to make fruit treasures, and then sold to you in China."

When checking out, the Japanese asked the waiter with a smile while chewing gum, "What do you do with the leftover gum?"

"Of course, spit it out," said the waiter.

"no! Don't! No! "

The Japanese shook his head and proudly said, "In Japan, chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China."

The waiter asked impatiently, "Do you know what to do with used condoms in China?"

"Of course, throw it away," said the Japanese.

The waiter shook his head and said, "No! Don't! Don't! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum and sold to you. "