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What are the classic lines that impressed you on the stage of the Spring Festival Evening?

Work experience of Zhao and Gong Hanlin.

Zhao: I am NATO!

Gong Hanlin: Ah, yes, you are NATO ... Don't say that.

Zhao and Gong Hanlin "so packaged"

B: That won't do. Look at those big international stars. Oh, their names are beautiful. Mary montrose, Brooke Sue. With silk words. Therefore, I decided to call you "Mary Keith".

Mary Keith?

G: Remember, spicy shredded chicken!

Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan, "Xiao Cui tells things"

Baiyun: The scene of that guy's signing ceremony was quite big!

That's really: gongs and drums are loud, firecrackers are ringing, red flags are flying, and people are crowded. Then push me under the table and the pile of books will fall down.

Not Bad Money by Zhao Benshan, Bi Fujian, Xiao Shenyang and Mao Mao.

Shenyang: A person's life is short, sometimes just like sleeping. One day passes with one eye closed, and my life passes with one eye closed, another eye closed, another eye closed, another eye closed.

Zhao Benshan: Brilliant. He is a fart.

Sun Tao, Amanda, Wang Xihua and Fang Qingping's essay "You're in Trouble"

"You're in trouble, you're in trouble."