A joke copy with a stomachache

1. Since I saw your household registration photo, I realized that it was so simple to give up 1 a person I like.

2. Do you know? One day, you will become someone you hate. God replied: thank you, I hate rich people!

3. If you like playing games well, I can practice; You like to cook good food, I can learn; But you said you liked the ugly ones. What do you want me to do？ There's nothing I can do.

I didn't know that dinosaurs were not completely extinct until I met you.

Girls always bow their heads like a lady when they meet me. What should I do? God replied: Try internal ascension.

6. gradually, I understand that it is often those small restaurants that can eat really delicious food. I can't afford to stay in hotels with gorgeous decoration, exquisite cooking and thoughtful service.

7. I know it's not good to waste time, but I really enjoy it.

8. I planned to be fat a few years ago, but I didn't know I was tall until I went to weighing scale this year!

9. Our relationship is very fragile. I just need to turn off my computer and my cell phone. Maybe you will never contact me again in your life. God replied: it's like you don't turn off the computer. If you don't turn off your phone, someone will contact you.

10. Ugliness is the best self-defense, and ugly people are safe all their lives.

1 1. Actually, it doesn't matter where you travel, but the scenery along the way is the most important, because my little money is enough to buy a round-trip hard seat.

12. Only the weak will cry and beg her not to leave when they break up. We strong people usually kneel on the ground and hold each other's thighs so that she can't move.

13. Success means 1% effort and 99% not touching the mobile phone!

14. Friend, listen to my advice. You can still make money if you lose it. Don't pay back the money I lent you!

15. I hope to have a house facing the sea, which is full of flowers in spring and has 100 megabytes of wifi. I can also order takeout and deliver it to my door without paying my mortgage!

16. "When someone praises you for your good looks, how do you keep a low profile?" "What? Speak louder, I can't hear you! "

17. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

18. I sincerely advise you not to eat genetically modified food. My child's paternity test gene does not match mine, because the child has changed his gene after eating genetically modified food, which my wife told me!

19. People have only one worry when they are not full; There are countless troubles when you are full.

20. The current situation in most single dog is that acquaintances are afraid to start and strangers are afraid to speak.

2 1. Times are changing, and dreams are always changing. I just wanted to get rich before, but now I just want to get rid of poverty!

22. What's the difference if no one loves the wrong person? God replied: one is that you have no food, and the other is that you eat shit.

Whenever I want to be lazy, I tell myself that people who are better than me work harder than me, so what's the use of my efforts?

24. I went to practice driving yesterday. The coach told me that there was a puddle in front of me. I don't know what happened to my brain at that time, so I put my hands on the steering wheel and lifted my feet.

25. What is the reason why I don't want to talk more and more? A netizen replied: I don't want to hurt others, and I don't want to be sick of myself.

26. Don't mess around if you don't look good. Some people pay a lot of money to iron delicate princess rolls, and they look like Newton instead of a princess.

27. A beggar in Lu Yu said to me with tears in his eyes, "Have pity on me, I can't remember the last time I had a full meal." I felt sorry for him and comforted him: "Don't worry, you will always remember it when you think about it slowly."